Sex advice...

 

Roberto Benitez, 26
2004 U.S. Olympian
10 x National Champion
2 x National Golden Gloves Champion
1998 Goodwill Games Silver Medalist

Is it true that boxers aren't allowed to have sex before a fight? Do you?
I've known

 

many boxers who have sex before a fight and still have a good performance. I wouldn't have sex before a fight because it takes away the aggression and fire you need in the ring. You want to go into your battles 100% prepared and have good legs for the fight. Having sex can weaken the legs.

How can I attract a boxer?
Like all women do: with your looks, personality and sex appeal. Many athletes find a female sexy if she can dance.

What kind of workout routine will improve my sexual prowess?
The best workout is in the bed. Practice makes perfect. Challenge yourself; focus your mind on giving a better performance each time. Try letting the girl get on top for a change and relax while she takes control. And many find that "you are what you eat" is true — some people believe in the old seafood-and-clams method for lasting longer. Other substances, like yohimbine and ginseng, may also help get the job done.

I'm a large, powerfully built woman, which sometimes makes men feel emasculated when it comes to sex. How can I help the guy feel like a big man in bed?
Let him be the tiger, even if that means you need to be less aggressive. Moan when he strokes it in you and speeds up the momentum. Talk to him like he's your king and you'll see how wild and creative you can both end up getting.

What's the most underutilized sensual body part?
The bellybutton.

How long should a respectful person wait after sex before falling asleep?
Twenty to thirty minutes, depending on the duration of the sex. I prefer taking a hot shower afterward and relaxing for a while.

Any tips for sex in a hot tub?
Set the right lighting and music to create an exotic mood — slow jams work. But I prefer sex on land so I can really feel when she's getting wet.

If a boxer should float like a butterfly and sting like a bee, what animal should you behave like in bed?
When you're starting off, you should be sleek as a fox, and when you're ready to go deep, let the gorilla explode out of you.

Eric Kelly, 26
4 x National Amateur Boxing Champion
Alternate for the 2000 U.S. Olympic Boxing Team

Which body parts are okay to bite in bed?
Nibbling the ears is fine, and an occasional neck nibble. Never nibble below the beltline.

Is it true that boxers aren't allowed to have sex before a fight?
That's true. Sex can really affect your stamina and your legs badly. However, I had sex at least three times during the week I won the National Golden Gloves. Granted, my ring performances weren't as sharp as they could have been.

What's the best way to attract a boxer?
Be spontaneous with your approach, and don't be afraid to get nasty. Personally, I think it's sexy when a girl just stepped off the treadmill and is wiping the sweat from her brow.

What's the most underutilized sensual body part?
The inner-thigh region, easily. Kiss it, lick it, move slowly up it to the stomach and waist.

Other than a bar, where's the best place to pick someone up?
Church. You'll find that a lot of today's freaks are members of the church. After a wild Saturday night at the bar and the after-party, they need somewhere to go to make them feel human again.

Alyssa Siegel, 30
Black Belt Kickboxer

What kind of workout can I do to increase my sexual stamina?
Vigorously remove porn from case. Insert with light force into DVD player. Relax shoulders and begin workout.

What's the worst thing one can do while giving a blowjob?
Throw in the towel before the money shot.

What's the secret to making a great sex tape?
Know your good side going into it, and always keep your stomach tight.

How rough is too rough in bed?
A few bites and scratches, you're all good. If he nails you with a jab-cross, he's crossed a fine line.

When, if ever, is it okay to spit on your partner in bed?
Early and often.

Any ground rules for biting in bed?
Don't pull a Tyson.

Other than a bar, where's the best place to find single men?
www.Meet-An-Inmate.com.

What's the worst thing one can yell out during orgasm?
"Adriaaaaaaaan!" Unless, of course, her name is Adrian.

Hector J. De Luna, 20

How long should a respectful person wait after sex before falling asleep?
After I bust three nuts, I'm sleeping like a baby regardless.

When, if ever, is it okay to spit on your partner in bed?
If a woman is too dry and there's no ice around, it's okay.

Which body parts are okay to bite in bed?
Nipples and lips.

What's the worst thing someone can do while giving a blowjob?
Use their teeth or vomit.

Other than a bar, where's the best place to pick someone up?
Subways and bus stops.

Any tips for sex in a hot tub?
Number one, doggie style works best for this. Number two, move to the bed while still dripping wet.

How rough is too rough in bed?
Anal sex for more than twenty minutes. That's rough.

 


 

 

Commentarium (3 Comments)

Nov 20 11 - 11:56pm
Deandra

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Nov 21 11 - 2:47pm
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Jun 27 12 - 1:16am
DumbDudes

Wow. Why not just call this "sexist advice" from boxers?