Zlata, 29

Why are bridesmaids better in bed?
A bridesmaid knows her place in the wedding game. She's to wear the chosen dress and jewels, get her hair and makeup done, stand beside the bride as she says her vows, and have a carefree escapade with a groomsman/single guy. The wedding party usually ends up staying at the designated hotel, and it's almost expected that one of those rooms will go to waste.

Why is a wedding a good place to meet someone?
On a more sensitive note, romance is in the air at wedding. The unity of two people for "the rest of their lives" shows that promise can be the same for said single person. Whether it's for a one-night thing, a date, or a lifetime partner — single people are always on the look out for a pheromone spike. Weddings are the best place.

How far is "too far" to go at a bachelorette party? What about a bachelor party?
I think it's all fun and games with the flirting and stripping and finding guys in  ‘da club’ to check off your Bingo card ("Find a bald guy. Rub his head between your boobs."). But when that gets physical — I mean, like making out, oral anything, actual sex — that's too far. You can get a lap dance if you want, but you're not going in the back room for a BJ. No way.

If "the bridesmaid" were a sex position, how would it work?
All clothing remains on while doing it in any position. After all, when else are you going to wear that dress? And his tux... well, that's not due back at the rental place until Monday.

My girlfriend and I act like we're already married in the worst ways. We barely go out and our sex life is boring. How can we spice things up?
Force yourselves to go out with your own group of friends and then happen to "pick each other up" at the club. Have sex in the bathroom. Leave your friends and go home early. Pretend you just met and this is a hot one-night stand you're having. Do things to and with one another that you haven't done before. Lose your inhibitions. Get a hotel room, maybe?

A female girl friend and I used to jokingly call each other "platonic life partners," but now I think I might be in love with her. I 'm not sure, and I don't want to jeopardize our friendship. What should I do?  
If it's eating at you intensely, then it's probably a good idea to be honest. Let your best friend know how you’ve been feeling and find out whether or not he/she feels the same. It's like playing the lotto — “Hey, you never know!”

Is it ever okay to fake an orgasm?
Of course. If it's not good and you're bored to pieces, just fake it.

The love of my life is marrying someone else who I know is a cheater. Should I reach out with a warning, or not say anything?
Don't say anything. Unless the love of your life happens to also be your best friend (like they are in movies, but never reality), then maybe. But if not, no. In the end, you will end up the "bad guy." Anyway, marriage involves more than just two people — it’s two families uniting — so you're ruining more than just a relationship. It's none of your business; you need to just move on.

I'm a guy and my girlfriend and I just got back together after a yearlong hiatus. When we weren't dating, I started experimenting with guys. I still prefer girls, and I only want to be with my girlfriend. So do I have to tell her?
The past is the past. If it's a non-issue, then why bring it up? She might have gone and eaten a dozen cookies every day. Should she tell you? Who gives a shit?