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May 14, 2010
Sex Advice From Doctor Who Fans
By Josh Kurp
Nadia, 25
What's the best way to pick up a Doctor Who fan?
Ask who his or her favorite Doctor is. Or, if you could go anywhere and anytime with the Doctor, where and when would it be. (I still haven't figured out my answer to this.) And take fashion tips from the Doctors: tweed blazers and sneakers win girls over.
What has Doctor Who taught you about dating?
You just have to go with your gut feeling. The Doctor technically isn't allowed to interfere with events, but he does it anyway, and saves the world. Imagine what you can do.
Like many of the Doctor's companions, I have a longstanding crush on someone who is totally oblivious. What can I do to figure out if there's something there or if it's just time to walk away?
Try going on long-winded rants with a lot of digressions. If she's hanging on your every word, then you're in.
What's the most effective dirty text message I can send to my significant other?
You don't have to be specific at the beginning. A simple "I want you now" can lead to more revealing texts later. Just don't use shorthands. Nothing spoils the mood more than "u r 2 hot."
What's the most overrated location to have sex?
The shower. It's just awkward trying to get the positioning right.
I caught my girlfriend watching a guy-on-guy porn. Should I talk to her about this or just pretend that nothing happened?
Bring it up, but be prepared to be asked to do something you may not want to do.
The weather's getting nice and all the ladies are revealing more skin. How can I peek without my girlfriend noticing?
There is no good way. We notice everything.
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Commentarium (22 Comments)
Are these people adults? Hey Nerve, maybe you should ask practical sex advice tips from people who are grounded in fucking reality.
You're no fun.
Right on, DTS, because liking a TV series means you are crazy! We should only get our sex advice from a very narrow segment of society who don't watch TV, don't read fiction, and have no imagination. Though I am intrigued by this fucking reality you mention; I only know about regular reality, but you evidently have found a reality that fucks!
I have to respectfully disagree. There is some great advice here. "Confess in bulk?" priceless. Also, u r 2 hot? Seems very wise to me.
Speaking of "u r 2 hot", I wonder if "textspeak" is going to become less prevalent as more and more people get smartphones that make it wicked easy to text in real sentences, with autofil, etc. — I could picture textspeak as a mark of shame, showing that you have a clunky old phone and not a shiny new iPhone or Droid or whatever the kids use these days.
Seriously, the blazer + sneaker combo gets me going every time...
I went on a few dates with Dr. Who fan. It didn't work out because I was kind of into Battlestar Galactica at the time. We made the mistake of playfully defending our own show preferences, which turned into a full on war.
Hannah is hilarious. Too bad she's only 22 and seems to have a glass welded to her face.
I have yet to see a Dr. Who fan that looks like Nadia. I call shennanigans
ditto on the calling shennanigans
Hmmm... I've been favoring tweed jackets and bow ties for a while now, and I happened to be named Matt, does this mean I'm suddenly sexy, or am I still just a big geek, or both?
I was going to be indignant that I'd not been asked (hey! I'm super hot and tend to always run *towards* the explosion, with a big grin on my face, when everyone is running away). But then I saw hometown hero Charlie Jane Anders and realized they'd chosen the right lady.
Ahem, way to much information than I needed to know.
I think I agree with DTS. All the advice is just...bad. It's a bunch of show references and wouldn't help anyone in the real world. I'm all for nerds and I like geeky stuff, but this is a pretty bad article.
What do you think?
Man, you wrote a long text.
nice pictures, good!
ha-ha-ha-ha! That is standart point of view, be more original!
That's very thought-provoking point of view. I intend to return to this site very soon.
Okay...if you call it "Dr. Who," just get out now. It's fucking Doctor Who. Don't even bother.
DTO, I see you have uncovered our great secret. All Doctor Who fans are contractually obligated to be unattractive. When we start watching the show we have to sign a contract with the devil and sell him any previously existing good looks.
Seriously, I haven't seen ____ therefore it doesn't exist is quite possibly the stupid argument I have ever heard. I have not seen a humpback anglerfish, weapon grade plutonium, or a munchkin breed cat but I am not skeptical of their existence.
i am 17 years old guy in grade 11.i am madly in love with a girl in my class,but she just laughs at me because she has a boyfriend who is 24 years old,and he is working and earning money. He takes her to restaurants which i cant affort.sometimes i think of leaving the school am look for a job so that i can be loved by her.