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Sex Advice From Doctor Who Fans
By Josh Kurp
What's the best way to pick up a Doctor Who fan?
Ask who his or her favorite Doctor is. Or, if you could go anywhere and anytime with the Doctor, where and when would it be. (I still haven't figured out my answer to this.) And take fashion tips from the Doctors: tweed blazers and sneakers win girls over.
What has Doctor Who taught you about dating?
You just have to go with your gut feeling. The Doctor technically isn't allowed to interfere with events, but he does it anyway, and saves the world. Imagine what you can do.
Like many of the Doctor's companions, I have a longstanding crush on someone who is totally oblivious. What can I do to figure out if there's something there or if it's just time to walk away?
Try going on long-winded rants with a lot of digressions. If she's hanging on your every word, then you're in.
What's the most effective dirty text message I can send to my significant other?
You don't have to be specific at the beginning. A simple "I want you now" can lead to more revealing texts later. Just don't use shorthands. Nothing spoils the mood more than "u r 2 hot."
What's the most overrated location to have sex?
The shower. It's just awkward trying to get the positioning right.
I caught my girlfriend watching a guy-on-guy porn. Should I talk to her about this or just pretend that nothing happened?
Bring it up, but be prepared to be asked to do something you may not want to do.
The weather's getting nice and all the ladies are revealing more skin. How can I peek without my girlfriend noticing?
There is no good way. We notice everything.