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What's the best way to pick up a Doctor Who fan?
Adorn yourself with the longest scarf in the galaxy.
What's the best reason to date a Doctor Who fan?
My model sonic screwdriver has a vibrator setting.
What has Doctor Who taught you about dating?
Be open to anything. Most life forms afford some level of hook-up potential — even sentient, bipedal trees.
The Doctor can convince a pretty woman to travel with him easily. How can I convince someone I've just met to come home with me?
Get them when they're young. Pick yourself out a local elementary school student and make a BIG IMPRESSION. (Think crawling out of their fireplace to slay the monster under the bed.) The key here is patience. Wait it out for about fifteen years, then casually reappear out of nowhere to start lapping up your share of their sweet, undying loyalty.
Like many of the Doctor's companions, I have a longstanding crush on someone who is totally oblivious. What can I do to figure out if there's something there or if it's just time to walk away?
Contrive as many far-fetched excuses as possible to plant a couple of wet ones on them, make sure whatever shady logic you've employed absolves you of any responsibility for your actions, and just stand back and see if your friendship dynamic doesn't get a little bit sexier.
I'm really interested in this girl and she seems ready to take it to the next level. Thing is, I'm a virgin and haven't told her. How do I bring it up?
In a long, overwrought speech peppered with numerous pop culture references, you know, to help make you seem a touch less like an ineffectual nerd.