Andi, 27
www.theunclesamsfireworks.com

What’s the most overrated erogenous zone?
I would say the boobs. Don’t get me wrong, they’re very important, but there comes a time when you’ve got to move on. No wait, scratch that — feet. Feet are disgusting.

What have fireworks taught you about dating?
Size matters. Also, what’s pictured on the package isn’t always what’s going to blow up.

My boyfriend wants to try role-playing, but I laugh when I think about it. How can I avoid embarrassing him when we’re actually doing it?
Yeah, you don’t want to laugh. Why don’t you start out with something comical where you’re in control? Instead of having him pick the scenario, pick something that you’re comfortable with. That way you’ll be thinking about what to do next, instead of, “What is he going to do next?”

I’m unemployed, so money’s tight — what sex toy will give me the most bang for my buck?
That’s obvious — the back massager. Not very creative, but that’s the affordable standby.

What is the best way to pick up a fireworks salesman?
You have to be a big spender and be genuinely interested in my opinion about my favorite fireworks. And after I go through everything with you, you have to ask me if I want to come over and help fire them off.