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Sex Advice From Glee Fans

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Will, 29

What’s the best way to pick up a Glee fan?
Two words: karaoke bar. Get the party started with some Journey or Bon Jovi, and then later in the night turn them to mashed potatoes with a sappy Meat Loaf ballad. And don’t underestimate the power of duets.

What has Glee taught you about dating?
That anybody — anybody — can be cool in their own way. And get a date.

My girlfriend only listens to rap, and I love a good four-part harmony. It’s affecting our sex life, because we both like to listen to music while we shag. What should I do?
Mash-up! Take what you love about both genres and put that shit together. Take it from me, Beethoven’s “Choral Fantasia” sounds so much sweeter mixed with a little Lil’ Wayne.

I like this guy I work with, but no one knows if he plays for my team or not. How can I figure out if he’s gay without being awkward about it?
Get to know him. Present him with some choices. Theater tickets, or opening day for the Yankees. An Oscar Wilde classic, or a John Grisham bestseller. And then do the math. And ladies, a modern man can be cultured and still love the clam.

My boyfriend still shares a bed with sisters when they come to visit. It drives me crazy and I think it’s freakish! How can I talk to him about this without insulting him or his family?
Why would you need to talk to him? Sharing a bed isn’t always sexual. And if it’s a matter of sharing a bed with your sister or sleeping on a dirty, pee-stained futon that was salvaged from some nasty frat house, I’d take the bed any day.

I really like having sex in public places, but my girlfriend is too scared of getting caught. How can I convince her to do it once and awhile?
Start small and work your way up. Move it out of the bedroom in baby steps. Try the living room couch or the bathroom of your local pub. In no time at all you’ll be doing it on the cross-town local during rush hour. carrie

Carrie, 26

What’s the best way to pick up a Glee fan?
Singing is the way to go, preferably with some choreographed moves. I think a guy would come off as sweet and get kudos for putting in the extra effort to win over his girl. Careful trying this maneuver if you’re female, though. You might be read as a bit unstable.

What has Glee taught you about dating?

That you shouldn’t be afraid to wait for the person you really want. Don’t waste your time with a toxic mate or someone you doesn’t appreciate you. (You know Rachel is better for Finn.)

I have a crush on someone I work with. We are both in serious relationships, but it’s all I can think of. What should I do?
Don’t go there. I’m not saying that because I think you should stay with your partner, but because this could get messy. If you two were single, then you would only be dealing with the risk of hooking up with a coworker, but the two other people involved will only add to the drama.

I like this guy I work with, but no one knows if he plays for my team or not. How can I figure out if he’s gay without being awkward about it?
Unless he’s willing to share that information with you, you can’t ever be sure. To be safe, I say give him the benefit of the doubt that he is heterosexual if that seems to be what he is letting people default to. And some minor flirting might help you lean one way or another.

I really like role playing in the bedroom, but my boyfriend is the worst actor. How can we go ahead with it despite his lack of talent?
Try a scenario where you’re an acting coach and can correct his poor skills. Worst case, you’ll have to punish him for his lack of improvement. But that might not be so bad.

My girlfriend is always getting mad at me for talking to other girls but then goes and flirts with guys right in front of me! How do I get her to see my side?
Watch her the next time she’s flirting with another guy and remember the exact scenario. The next morning, calmly play back the situation and ask how she would feel if you were flirting with a girl in the same way. Unless she is just addicted to the attention from other guys, she won’t want to hurt your feelings like that again.

My girlfriend and I have been dating for over six months, but I have not met her parents or any of her friends. What does this mean?
Unless they are all in another state that is at least four states away, something is up. I think asking to meet her parents might be a bit much so start her out easy. Tell her you’d really love to meet some of her friends and if she doesn’t take the bait, you’ll know she is embarrassed of you or them. megan

Megan, 27

What sets the scene for seduction more, Top 40 or show tunes, and why?
Oh, Top 40 — ain’t nothing wrong with a little bump and grind. And so much better than Oklahoma.

What has Glee taught you about dating?
It’s taught me that anything goes. Geeks with jocks. Counselors with teachers. The sky’s the limit.

I have a crush on someone I work with. We are both in serious relationships, but it’s all I can think of. What should I do?
You should see what’s wrong in your own relationship first. Get that figured out, and then you’ll know what’s next. After all, you don’t want to hurt your poor football coach.

My girlfriend only listens to rap, and I love a good four-part harmony. It’s affecting our sex life, because we both like to listen to music while we shag. What should I do?
Wear headphones?

My man has a job that keeps him out at all hours of the night. I try to be flexible, but sometimes I think he’s cheating on me. How can I tell if my man is faithful or a cheating dog?
If he stops coming home at night. Or his ex-girlfriend shows up pregnant. Both telltale signs.

I really like having sex in public places, but my girlfriend is too scared of getting caught. How can I convince her to do it once and awhile?
Ease her in! Try a secluded bathroom or a parking lot.