James, 36

How does your mustache give you a competitive edge in the dating pool?
I think my mustache puts me light years ahead of the pack in the dating pool.  Men want it, and women want to be on it.  I'm like a modern day Magnum P.I. Who can say no to Tom Selleck?

Does having a mustache ever get in the way when you're giving head?
Quite the contrary, and I use mine as a measuring tool to chart my success — soaked to the point of dripping equals a job well done.

Would you date or sleep with someone who also has intense body or facial hair?
Facial hair: hell no.  Body hair: yes, because I might not realize until it was too late. After the fact, I might mention that while tufts of lustrous hair in the nether regions were sexy in 1970, it's now 2011 and there's been a bit of a shift, and that we should break out the razor.

What style of facial hair do you think is the sexiest? 
I don't think I find it sexy, being a heterosexual dude, but I dig all different types.

Do you think everyone can pull of the handlebar, or just the brave few?
I don't think everyone can, but you don't know until you try it. Props to those who take the plunge and go for it.

Do you think that cheating in a bed you share with your significant other is the "worst" form of cheating?
That's pretty deplorable, but I would have to say that cheating with your best friend's significant other is the lowest of the low. In that scenario, the two most important people in your life get the shaft, one literally and one figuratively.

This is my girlfriend’s first sexual relationship, so I’ve been trying to take things slow, but I’ve always been into using toys in the bedroom. What’s the best way to introduce and incorporate my kink into the relationship?
You need to be yourself if the relationship is going to work, so grow a pair and talk to her honestly. If vibrating cock rings, nipple clamps, and motorized prostate milkers help you get there, this girl needs to know!  And also, you can consider yourself to be her professor in the Art of Love Play. Broaden her sexual horizons...she'll thank you for it! Or get a restraining order.

How can I politely tell my boyfriend I no longer want to swallow his come?
You selfish bitch!

I really want to be the guest star in a threesome, but I feel weird about posting my services online. Other suggestions?
I would consider online shit as a last resort. Instead, start by bringing it up casually to buddies over drinks. Something like, "Man, it would be cool if we double-teamed your girlfriend. You down?" A real friend would at least consider it. If he gets pissed, just say you were kidding.

My boyfriend just told me he was into choking and I'm terrified to sleep with him. How can I get over my fears?
Tell him to take it slow at first, and that you'd rather remain conscious through the whole experience. I, myself, am really into it. Very hot. No Michael Hutchence or David Carradine shit, though. Keep it safe, kids.