Arlin, 28

How does your mustache give you a competitive edge in the dating pool?
It definitely gives an edge when it comes to quality. Mustaches seem to attract women who are adventurous and aren't afraid to try new things. Boring people don't grow mustaches. Having a mustache is also a sign of commitment. If a guy is brave enough to go through the ridicule that comes along with growing a mustache, it shows he is in it for the long haul!

Does having a mustache ever get in the way when you're giving head?
Some styles of mustaches definitely get in the way. I was growing mine out for a while, attempting to do some curling, and it got in my food all the time. On occasion, I would bite into a sandwich and pull out a few hairs. Ouch! So yes, it can get in the way of everything.

Would you date or sleep with someone who also has intense body or facial hair?
Uh... this would have to be dealt with on a case-by-case basis. I keep everything decently trimmed and proper and expect a similar level of hygiene. That said, it's not a deal breaker.

What style of facial hair do you think is the sexiest?
Huge sideburns. I wish I could grow sideburns, or any decent beard for that matter.

Do you think everyone can pull of the handlebar, or just the brave few?
Anyone can pull off a handlebar! There are a lot of variations — you just have to find the one that fits you best. Try thin, thick, long, short, etc. One will eventually stick.

Do you think that cheating in a bed you share with your significant other is the "worst" form of cheating?
Isn't that kind of like asking what the "worst" form of killing is? Killing is killing; cheating is cheating.  I suppose if we had to put it on a scale, I can't think of much worse.

My boyfriend just told me he was into choking and I'm terrified to sleep with him. How can I get over my fears?
Screw that shit. The car is on fire and it's time to bail. Just be sure to curl into a ball on the way out so you don't lose any limbs.

My girlfriend of six months recently asked me to move in with her. I know she’s lived with her last two girlfriends and although I do want to live with her, I feel this is a negative pattern she needs to break. How long should I tell her I want to wait before moving in?
I would say a minimum of another six months. Needy people freak me out a bit. She might feel insecure and needs to work that out herself. That said, if there is a financial issue, or you both end up at one of your places 24/7, just bite the bullet and move in.

This is my girlfriend’s first sexual relationship, so I’ve been trying to take things slow, but I’ve always been into using toys in the bedroom. What’s the best way to introduce my kink into the relationship?
You’ll have to drop the bomb eventually. What's the worst that can happen? They freak out and leave you? You're probably better off. There are others out there who will be into you. The dating pool is huge! Take a risk and see what happens. I couldn't imagine being in a relationship in which I had to hide aspects of myself. It would be horrible!