Frank, 21 & Sean, 23

What’s the job description attached to this?
F: Modeling. Standing up shirtless.
S: Pretty much self-explanatory. We come here, take off our shirts, and stand around for a little bit.

How much do you get paid?
F: We can’t say that.

Is it worth it though?
S: If it wasn’t worth it, I don’t think we would be here.

What weird things happen to you?
S: I mean, it’s New York City — there are sketchy people. You’re always going to meet sketchy people, but they might gravitate towards you more when you don't have a shirt on.

Do you ever feel like a piece of meat?
F: Well obviously. We are naked, basically. People like want to touch us. But I don’t have any problem with that.

Have people touched you?
F: Yeah, they ask to touch and I say, “Yeah, you can touch.”

They just rub you or what?
F: They rub you for a little bit on your stomach, and then they start laughing and they leave. It’s fine.

Young girls, or men?
F: Basically all girls. We get a lot of young girls. That’s the Hollister crowd.

Commentarium (49 Comments)

Aug 31 11 - 11:51am
nope

Unfortunately, if memory serves, this is not merely a summertime phenom. I remember those poor shmucks standing out there in some pretty brisk weather.

Also--I cannot believe that so many of them are straight. Absolutely blows my mind.

Aug 31 11 - 12:00pm
Sarcasm101

Most of those Hollister/Abercrombie "models" are gay/bisexual. Trust me. But kudos for finding the straight ones! I tip my hat to you.

Aug 31 11 - 1:42pm
Grady LaLa

How dare women treat these models as pieces of meat! We learned from a recent "talking to strangers" column that it's a horrible horrible thing if a man is too forward with a female model.

Aug 31 11 - 1:45pm
Moops

I think the assumption that male models are gay is stupid. It speaks more about you than the model himself:

1: If you are a straight man, it's a way of dealing with your jealousy.
2: If you are a straight woman, it's a way to rationalize it if they are not all over you.
3: If you are a gay man it's wishful thinking.
4: If you are a decapodian, it's because you don't understand human anatomy and assume that humans have 4 sexes.

Aug 31 11 - 2:50pm
nope

Can I be a straight woman who's worked around a lot of beautiful male actors and just assumed models worked the same way? Also, a straight woman who (like, I'd imagine, almost any straight woman in NYC) realizes that there is a higher percentage of gay men with ripped bodies and no bodyfat than straight men?

I think the assumption that women think all men should be falling over them and if not they must be gay is stupid. No women I know think like that, even the really gorgeous ones.

Sep 01 11 - 11:01am
Sarcasm101

Thank you, Nope. I work in a modeling agency, and let me tell you, the number of hetero-flexible male models will astound. Are all male models gay? Of course not. But there are more than one would think, especially among the more high-earning ones.

Aug 31 11 - 2:11pm
Joe

I wish I was beautiful. Sounds like a gas.

Aug 31 11 - 8:48pm
sigh

Seriously. Plus, I could definitely use the $56,000 for standing around.

Sep 01 11 - 7:43am
moops

Get a state construction job, you'll get paid more than that for standing around.

Aug 31 11 - 2:16pm
Delia

You should have asked them if this gets them laid! I bet it does, like crazy, but still!

Aug 31 11 - 4:04pm
DraperFan

Shit! Is that Amber Rose in the photo with Brandon?

Aug 31 11 - 4:22pm
Haley

I like Brandon's answers.

Aug 31 11 - 7:02pm
src

The first two are insufferable.

Aug 31 11 - 7:36pm
KT

I thought Derek was pretty funny.

Aug 31 11 - 7:57pm
SJ

I forgot the D was for Derek... I kept reading "Douche-bag"

Aug 31 11 - 11:05pm
Janey

I also thought Derek was funny and smarter than the other guy. He actually had pretty good answers.

Sep 01 11 - 1:11am
S

I thought they'd be payed better than that.

Sep 01 11 - 10:31am
chinaski

$56,000 to stand in front of a building. More than teachers, fire fighters, police, EMTs, and hundreds of other occupations that involve more than sit-ups and preening. Depressing.

Sep 01 11 - 3:42pm
nope

Definitely not more than teachers, and I'm pretty sure not more than cops. (At least for NY.)

Sep 02 11 - 1:32pm
CB

@chinaski - You're comparing salaries of government workers to the private sector; two completely different realities (but yes, still depressing). Also: some teachers I know here (in NYC) get paid a lot more than $56K a year.

Sep 05 11 - 7:02am
spinster

In NYC, teachers may make that. But I can assure you that I did not make that when I taught.
Teachers can make decent money if they're willing to suffer long enough though...

Sep 01 11 - 5:45pm
Brad Reason

These are the people of the world that I care the least about. Why would I or anyone else want to hear their thoughts about anything?

Sep 01 11 - 6:33pm
Jon

You cared enough to comment. When most people don't care; they don't even click on the link. Fail.

Sep 01 11 - 9:44pm
brains

i was kind of surprised there's no body hair going on here...

Sep 02 11 - 3:45am
Ugh

What kind of a dipshit article is this? I lost brain cells from reading this.
I was a store model at A&F and it's not all glamorous as they make it seem.

Sep 02 11 - 5:08am
paul88

the white guy's not good looking imho, his shoulders aren't broad enough and his face is just meh.

Sep 02 11 - 7:50am
Centerfolded

This article was a great read, witty answers and reading some of the comments were great. I especially liked the negative ones from people who think these guys are a watse of time YET read it and commented on it. Maybe if you spent more time in the gym then of judging these guys you'd be more positive with your attitude? :)

Sep 03 11 - 12:15am
am

ha! seconded.
funny :)

Sep 02 11 - 9:05am
juliaross

hiiii

Sep 02 11 - 11:17am
;)

they're all gorgeous. and i would want to touch any of them if i walked by too

Sep 02 11 - 6:18pm
DavidFTL

Their responses sound nothing less than that of a bunch of male prostitutes: dull, uneducated, brain-free, tired. Gee, I wish I could be a prostitute...uh...."male model". LMFAO! ;-D

Sep 02 11 - 10:19pm
julieta

I wouldn't tap that...any of them. What is that rule...number of sexual partners divided by 3?? Not even a teenage dream....

Sep 03 11 - 12:15am
am

+1. more naked muscled hot guys please.

Sep 03 11 - 1:19am
ChrisX

I was a male stripper. I opened envelopes.

Sep 04 11 - 7:53pm
DaveSTL

Good work if you can get it, but the retirement plan might be lousy.

Sep 06 11 - 11:07pm
hj

ChrisX: wockawockawocka!

I was expecting a blah article but was pleasantly surprised. Cheers :)

Sep 07 11 - 5:02pm
dina m

This guys are beyond hot!! ALL of them!!! the article was great!

Sep 20 11 - 3:08pm
katie

if women have too have sex for some stupid modeling job the mangers should be arrested sick little prevents! of course the guys don't care there all little hoes anyway i guess i won't look into modeling now since mangers of these models are sick skanks! fuckin retarded mangers should be all arrest

Sep 20 11 - 3:10pm
katie

well maybe the girls don't care since they would probably sell themslves too a crush bar there look there way/ haha

Oct 06 11 - 11:02pm
M Heinz

Where are the really good looking people..and who are these two schmoes in the photo ?

Oct 14 11 - 7:11am
Michael NYC

I'm a manager at the A&F on 5th Avenue. First of all, a couple of these greeters were fired for giving this interview. Secondly, they do not make 56,000 a year doing this. They make about $15 an hour, plus they get free outfits. 90% of the male greeters are straight, about 100% of the girls are. So I don't know where you people get some of your information.

Oct 31 11 - 12:38am
Um...

Are these supposed to be interviews or psych sessions for the interviewer and her (?) life problems?

Dec 05 11 - 1:22pm
Nelly

Anyone have Brandon's number? He sounds like a cool guy to hang out with.

Feb 19 12 - 6:03pm
brookie

this makes them sound really mean. one of my bestfriends brother is a male model for hollister
( and one of the more succesful ones) an he is SUPER nice and ive known him forever.

Apr 15 12 - 10:13pm
Poop

They are both stupid. Who would want to stand around without and a shirt and looked at by everyone on the street?

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