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Sex Advice From Insanely Fashionable Women
Q: "Are highly fashionable people better in bed?” A: "Good fashion is a way of getting attention; being good in bed is how you prove you deserve it.”
By Carly Pifer
Chevon, 20, student
Why are highly fashionable people better in bed?
It’s having the ego to make a bold statement. You’re asserting that you are good. Good fashion is a way of getting attention; being good in bed is how you prove you deserve it.
What would you wear if you’re were going out specifically to get laid?
I love black — it’s so simple, so neutral, and so flexible. It could either be black and subtle or black and sexual. Or peach, for the contrast on me, to stand out.
What designer makes the best fuck-me heels?
Louboutin wins hands down. In American society, you immediately associate red with sex. The little peek you get of red soles as you’re just walking away, there’s something there.
Which designer would you change genders for?
I’ve never had an Asian, so I’d have to say Alexander Wang. He’s a little short but I’d have to pick him. And I would definitely go gay for Gabbana.
Would you ever have sex in exchange for a Louis Vuitton bag?
Depends on the guy. If he’s Swedish, if he’s tall, then yes. There’s something about Swedish fashion that really gets me.
What is the ugliest, weirdest, creepiest dude you’d have sex with for a designer bag? Like how far would you go?
How far would I go? I wouldn’t hit above 170 lbs. Like a hockey player with a little beer belly.
What's the most stylish way to wear your pubic hair?
I love my mohawk. I get Brazilian waxes and I have to get my mohawk. The other day though, I was flipping through a magazine and I thought, what I’d really like is a long strip of mohawk with cheetah print.
You’d get spots dyed on?
You get the wax put in dots. How sexy would that be? That would be ill.
I just found out that my girlfriend has slept with a ton of guys. I’m totally weirded out and don’t know how to deal with the news. Especially because I’ve been with half as many women. Is my girlfriend a slut? Am I a prude?
No. I think in American society we have this prejudice against female sexuality. I say fuck that. That’s in the past. If she’s not cheating on you in the present, don’t worry about it. If anything, make sure she teaches you everything she knows.
My long-term girlfriend broke up with me and I was heartbroken, while she seemed to be moving on just fine. But every now and then she’ll call me up and come over and seduce me. I feel used and I think it degrades what we once had. How do I get her to stop playing with my emotions?
First of all, build your confidence up. The reason you keep bringing her back is that you lack that confidence. And then find a new girl who makes you happy. And then completely cut off the old girl. There’s no other way.
What’s your opinion on porn? Can it be a nice supplement in a relationship? Or would you freak if you caught a stash in your boyfriend’s underwear drawer?
It depends on how he uses it. If he wants to watch porn while we’re having sex, or instead of having sex, that’s a definite no. If it’s foreplay, then yes. Just make sure that I’m the main attraction.