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September 14, 2011
Michelle, 32, cosmetics marketing
Why are highly fashionable people better in bed?
I think it’s an aesthetics thing. I think if you’re used to seeing beauty, cultivating beauty, that you just have an innate sense of what’s going to work in bed.
What would you wear if you were going out specifically to get laid?
See, I’m not a girl who does one-night stands.
How about on the third date?
You mean underneath or on top?
On top, first.
Something beautiful and comfortable that I could move in, because I think that also translates when you want to be with someone later on in the night.
And underneath?
Something a little bit of a tease. Sheer, pretty, feminine.
Do you have a favorite brand of lingerie?
I like Cosabella.
What designer makes the best fuck-me heels?
I like Marni. I would say if I wanted to feel fierce I would put on some Marni pumps.
What designer would you go gay for?
Tom Ford, right? He’s so beautiful.
I’ve been wondering why no one mentioned him. He is gorgeous and incredibly sexual.
He is so beautiful.
Would you ever have sex in return for a free Louis Vuitton bag?
A Dries van Noten bag. I would consider it, but only if the person looked clean and they flossed.
What's the most stylish way to wear your pubic hair?
Au natural. I was born in the ‘70s. Why mess with it?
My boyfriend and I have been together for awhile. Whenever he drinks, he has trouble keeping it up. I don’t want to turn him into a teetotaler, but it’s ruining our vibe. Are there any ways to help him out?
Just have sex before you go out.
The guy I’m sleeping with says he doesn’t want to get serious, but I really like him, and think he would make a great boyfriend. How can I change his mind?
I mean, have we ever been able to change a man who doesn’t want to change? I think the answer is no. If you enjoy sleeping with him, sleep with him, but you might want to look elsewhere for a boyfriend.
My long-term girlfriend broke up with me and I was heartbroken, while she seemed to be moving on just fine. But every now and then she’ll call me up and come over and seduce me. I feel used and I think it degrades what we once had. How do I get her to stop playing with my emotions?
You’re being used. If you weren’t feeling hurt and you wanted to sleep together fine. You’re familiar with each other’s bodies, you know you’re going to have fun. But if you feel bad about it, she’s not respecting you.
What’s your opinion on porn? Can it be a nice supplement in a relationship? Or would you freak if you caught a stash in your boyfriend’s underwear drawer?
Everyone has fantasies. My only problem goes back to the first question: I find it so aesthetically disgusting. If there was like...
French Playboy?
Yeah, something gorgeous. In American porn, women say the same things, they look the same way, they have the same shoes, it’s just very standard. That’s more offensive to me than what they’re actually doing. If I found a boyfriend’s stash, I might tuck it back away, and buy him some French porn for his birthday!
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Commentarium (36 Comments)
Chevron is pretty and has a nice figure but she is dressed like she's in her pajamas.
If you knew anything about fashion you would know her pants are "palazzo" and that her look is on point for right now.
Boo! is clearly Chevon
pass
"It's a found object I decorated" i.e. went crazy with my fucking glue gun on!
Also Chevon is indeed pretty but she's dressed like every other woman in my city who loves LuluLemon a bit toooo much.
A 'found object'? So she was just wandering the woods one day and happened upon some antlers, shed naturally and harmoniously by a noble stag. This kind of false logic is why fashion and fascism are such great bedfellows.
I agree with you about fashion and facism... but I once happened upon some beautiful deer antlers in the woods - and I don't even go out there all that often. Let alone kill deer there. The antlers are now part of my decorating scheme - mind you, I didn't dress them up in gold chains and beads - that just looks wonky.
Michelle is the best dressed and gave the best advice. Easy victory.
she is beautiful and smart! win!
Is Vasilina good for your skin?
Vaselina sounds like a butt-sex-specializing porn actress.
Umm how is Chevon an insanely fashionable woman?
look at that hair!
Michelle's toes won me over. They're gorgeous.
They're toes.
ZZ has a foot festish, obviously.
There is absolutely no way that one's sense of fashion and aesthetics has any direct correlation with how voraciouf of a lover they are. The only thing that can even come close to comparing one's sexual appetite with is one's passion for gastronomy. Sex and Food, those are two vehicles of pleasure that the brain definitely responds to.
Yes, that's absolutely correct.
Chevon wouldn't go for a guy over 170 lbs? Exactly how much does she think a fit, moderately muscled 6' male weighs?
Exactly my question.
Obviously she goes for short guys. More power to her!
Yeah I was thinking that too. At 6', I have had the skinny-boy look and was about 165. After a year of weight training I got up to 190 pretty quickly.
Also, these women look like they are college students trying to figure themselves out, not "fashionistas."
I look damn near emaciated at 5'10" and 170.
Gentlemen, welcome to the world of ridiculous weight standards that women endure daily!
@ibg: I think the point was more... a guy under 170lbs would not be stereotypically attractive (tall and not completely skin and bones). As she seemed to say she is not opposed to taller or muscular guys, it sounds more like she just doesn't know what 170 lbs amounts to on a dude than a peculiar brand of short-and-rail-thin body fascism.
Chevon when you get that cheetah print thing done give me a call. I'll just look if you don't want me to touch, but I have to see that!
Chevon has not aged well if she really is 20.
If there is a connection between insanely fashionable people and good sex, it's that the two are inversely proportional. Giving up the vanity and not caring how you might look is just too much for fashion whores, but it can definitely help in the sack.
I read 'would you ever have a sex change for a Louis Vuitton bag' ... ha!
Michelle makes sense
opposite. the bigger the pig, the bigger the pig.
Ugh obnoxious. The idea that any of these vapid young girls actually knows what "good in bed" is like--giving or receiving-- is a laugh. Self-centric people who skimp on nutrition to fit into a sample size are the LAST people who I'd expect to be good in bed. Style over substance=bad lay
vasilina is a dumbass. no one kills a dear to get antlers! they fall off the deer every year and they grow new ones! you pick them up in the forest sweetheart, no one's gonna think you're a saint for "never killing a dear because you love animals."
Sylvia is kind of a dumbass. "dear"??
Actually all three girls are kind of worthless, and, most likely suck in bed(not the good kind of suck either). The idea that a "fashion sense" in any way increases your quality as human being is ludicrous. All it means is you copy what you see in the pretty pictures of the really heavy magazines with a total 500 words of any meaning in them.
EEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Am I missing something, or are all of these "fashionistas" transgender? Is that the reason for the coyness with the pronouns?