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Yotam, 22

My girlfriend and I work together. She outranks me. This makes me insecure and negatively affects our relationship. What can we do about this?
Either bring her boss into the bedroom and have a threesome, or bring someone into the bedroom that's in a lower position than you are and have a threesome with them. Either way, you'll feel better about yourself.

My boyfriend and I like to have sex in bathroom stalls. What tips can you give us for sex in tight spaces?
You should have your boyfriend underneath you. Try holding the top of the stall doors while he's inside you. Another alternative is to have him come from behind while you're holding the top of the toilet.


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What's the ideal inconspicuous sex toy to carry around unnoticed?
Use vegetables. Cucumbers or carrots are good because people think it's your lunch. You can carry them in your lunch box.

I want guys to notice me, but I don't like to wear tight or revealing clothing. What can I do to get the same attention as the girls who show a lot of skin?
Dress up in boys' clothing. Every guy thinks girls who look like tomboys are sexy.

What advice would you give couples of differing religions whose family is are against their union?
First of all, forget about your families. This is good advice for any kind of relationship. Then both of you need to become as non-religious as possible in your everyday life.

How can I pick up an Israeli soldier?
The thing you need to understand is that soldiers in Israel are not like soldiers in the U.S. or England. Here it's different because everyone has to be in the army. So just throw yourself into it. Be gentle and true, and don't play games. Israelis are not so demanding.

My girlfriend is really loud during sex and the neighbors are starting to complain. What can we do about this?
First, turn the music up really loud. Then, try having her go down on you. Or bring another girl to sit on her to keep her mouth busy.


Dan, 20 gillian

I'm Jewish and in love with a Muslim. Both of our families are pissed. What advice would you give couples of differing religions whose family and friends are against their union?
Go get married in Las Vegas. Then move to the South of Italy where you two can live with your half-Jewish, half-Muslim kids. If your parents want to come and visit, let them come, but this should not be about them.

My boyfriend has a uniform fetish. Other than military, what are some uniforms we could try out?
Try using one of those big dresses from the 1800s with pantaloons underneath. Have your boyfriend play the charming prince and you can be the daughter of some lord the night before your wedding to another man, whom you are not in love with. In this scenario, you're still a virgin. Pretend your boyfriend, the prince, comes to kidnap you. He takes you to the library and gently takes off your clothing before you go at it.

I have a body complex and don't like to wear tight or revealing clothing. How can I get guys to notice me anyway?
First, spend some time at home getting comfortable with looking at yourself in the mirror. Then, at the bar, have a few drinks and try to be as natural as possible. You have to come from a place where you can speak as you are.

I'm a straight man with a job that doesn't allow me access to women for long periods of time. How can I deal with the sexual frustration?
You need to think deeply about the fact that you're performing an important job. Focus on that. Take your sexual energy and invest it in being the best you can at work.

My boyfriend wants to titty-fuck me, but my breasts are too small. What could we do that's similar?
Have him stick it between your armpit and your bicep.


Bar, 20shauna

My boyfriend has a uniform fetish. Other than military, what are some uniforms we could try out?
Get a police officer uniform and pretend he's trying to get away from you. Once you catch him, arrest him and put him in handcuffs. When he's in your possession, slap him around a bit.

I want guys to notice me, but I don't like to wear tight or revealing clothing. What can I do to get the same attention as the girls who show a lot of skin?
It's not about how you look, it's about your approach, your attitude, your words. Be friendly and inviting. Be forward and flirtatious. Ask the question, "What are you doing tonight?" It's all in your head. And then there are some guys who like insecure, shy, innocent women, so with them you don't need to do anything at all.

My girlfriend and I work together. She outranks me. This makes me insecure. What can we do about this?
Try humiliating her a bit. As far as positions are concerned, do her from behind, doggie-style.

I'm Jewish and in love with a Muslim. Both of our families are pissed. What advice would you give couples of differing religions whose family and friends are against their union?
It really depends on what you feel for one another. If you're feeling that this is a big love, don't listen to anyone else. It's your life and your relationship. If your families become overwhelming, you may need to move away from them.

My girlfriend and I are about to break up and we work together. What should we do?
One of you needs to be the mature one and consider quitting. The situation can only get worse than it already is. You knew the risk when you became involved. Now you need to pay the price.

I like to have sex in bathroom stalls. What tips can you give my boyfriend and I for sex in tight spaces?
Do it standing up, and wear a skirt with no underwear. Have your boyfriend pull you up over him and bang you while you're against the wall.

I want guys to titty-fuck me, but my breasts are too small. What could we do that's similar?
Push your head down to one side, against your neck, and have him put his penis in between.

My boyfriend has been working out and he's put on a lot of muscle. Now he's asking me to get buff, too. What should I do?
You should get buff and then hit him really hard. No one should tell you what to do with your body.


Eilon, 19jen

I'm a straight man with a job that doesn't allow me access to women for long periods of time. How can I deal with the sexual frustration?
If you have a woman, you can talk to her on the phone. Or, if you happen to be stationed on a boat, consider going to the bow and jerking off there, like in Titanic.

I have a uniform fetish. What uniform could I have my boyfriend wear for me?
Have him wear a bunny suit so that you can play "where's the carrot?"

My boyfriend and I like to have sex in bathroom stalls. What tips can you give us for sex in tight spaces?
In the bathroom, have your boyfriend sit on the toilet seat. You should be hovering over him, half standing, half sitting. Then have him help you with his hands, guiding you up and down.

My girlfriend is really loud during sex and the neighbors are starting to complain. What can we do about this?
You should do absolutely nothing. No one has the right to tell you what to do in your home, particularly when you're having sex.

I want guys to titty-fuck me, but my breasts are too small. What could we do that's similar?
Place his penis between your butt cheeks.   



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Commentarium (23 Comments)

May 18 06 - 12:47am
ML

this is absolutely what I love about Israel. . . the frank-ness, the forward-ness, the humor, the amazing self-possession of these young kids.

May 18 06 - 4:16am
ori

This was great!!! I was in the israeli army too a few years back and I miss the straight forward way we used to express ourselves... ok, i still talk about tittyfucking and the such but not with as much simplicity.
those were the days....
why didnt i get interviewed for nerve 6 years ago when i was a horny soldier-ette?
bisous from paris...

May 18 06 - 5:34am
CD

With all the work they do bulldozing Palestinian homes, guarding illegal Israeli settlements, and generally opressing the locals, it's nice of these kids to take the time from their busy schedules to talk about tittyfucking.

For once, you look outside of a six-block radius of Nerve's Manhattan offices, and this is the best you can do? What's next, "Sex Advice from Gitmo Interrogators?"

May 18 06 - 7:08am
Ori

CD, it would be nice if you informed yourself a little better over the situation in Israel before making statements like that. The situation over there is not black and white and before you talk about bulldozing buildings think about the buses that explode in Tel aviv and the innocent people that are killed in the process.

May 18 06 - 9:02am

Ori,

I certainly don't want to enter into an inflammatory political debate, and I undersand that the histories of Israel and Palestine are complicated. Having said that, I stand by my remarks, although I would like to point out that they are directed at Nerve's dubious editorial choice, and not at the Israeli military. If it makes any difference, I assure you I would find it equally weird to see Nerve do a "Sex Advice From Hammas Militants" segment. Most importantly, I have no ill will towards those kids, who are obviously much too young to be policy makers, and are doing the best they can or at least the best they know how. I hope they are able to perform their service without doing or suffering any harm, physical or otherwise. "Tittyfucking Not War," that's my motto.

May 18 06 - 9:53am
ori

funny, thats my motto as well!!!
Just one more comment, do you think it would be less weird for nerve to do 'sex advice from american soldiers'?
I dont think you can really compare terrorists to soldiers fighting to protect their country. and i would JUST like to make clear that I support peace ABOVE ALL.
have a good one CD

May 18 06 - 11:01pm
ar

Nerve is fetishizing advice from a military that has been conducting an inhumane colonial occupation against the Palestinians for nearly half a century. The human suffering they cause is horrific. It is akin to publishing (promoting) sex advice from White South African government during Apartheid, or dare I say it, yes, sex tips from Nazis. Kinky, but not very tasteful.

May 18 06 - 3:04pm
LOVE

Dan, I want you to have my kids!!!

May 20 06 - 3:57am

Israeli soldiers are bunch of criminals who kills childrens consistently. and you are bringing young
soldiers to make them look sweet. shame on you

May 20 06 - 11:43pm
m.n.

After I read this article, I forwarded it to my friend/co-worker, who is Palestinian. This was her response.

"I have a question for them:
I met a great guy, and I would love to take him back home to meet my whole family... but my grandmother's house has been bulldozed, me and my family are refugees spread all over Jordan, Syria and the U.S. with no right of return, and two of my aunts were killed in the Sabra and Shattila massacres.
What should I do? Please give me some f---ing advice about that."

May 20 06 - 10:28pm
EVL

The liberal whininess on display in this thread is quite entertaining. "I came here looking for lighthearted, non-judgemental sex column, and what I got was a lighthearted sex column featuring a non-judgemental look at a culture I personally don't approve of! I am outraged!"

Military service is compulsory in Israel, so this article is essentially nothing more than "Sex Advice From Israeli Twentysomethings". Besides, the odds that any of these young soldiers has ever bulldozed a Palestinian home are close to nil. Besides, since when do soldiers (in ANY military) have any influence in the policy decisions that lead to such actions? Blame Likud and Hamas for these tragedies, not the low-level soldiers who are just trying to serve their country and get on with their lives.

May 22 06 - 7:57pm
S.O.

For Dog sake why the heck do people have to bring in the shit bucket that is isreali-palestinian conflict into a sex "advice" column. Really people is it necessary? And furthermore I thought the soldiers advice was interesting and funny (the girls who said let him fuck your neck? priceless.)

May 23 06 - 3:21am
DOH

Do people not realize that service in the Israeli army is mandatory for all citizens. . .and that the majority of them will end up working in offices or doing work behind the scenes and not protecting illegal settlements and bulldozing Palestinian homes?

Whatever one thinks about Nerve's editorial choice of fetishizing the military (if that's what you think they are doing), comparing the Israeli/Palestinian conflict to Apartheid is an oversimplified, ignorant view of a very complicated situation and calling Israeli soldiers Nazis? Well, that just completely discredits you - you obviously have no clue what you're talking about and are only trying to inflame the debate.

May 24 06 - 8:46am
ori

right on DOH!!!

May 24 06 - 1:57pm
BK!

Well, then why don't we ask for advice from Palestinian Intifada Freedom Fighters next week, and even it all out? I'd love to see the onslaught of angry zionist mail after that.

May 25 06 - 1:07pm
ori

yes, it would be interesting to learn what palestinian terrorists prefer as their favorite sexual position. if i could make a little smiley face with rolling eyes, that would accurately express what i think about some of these comments.

May 25 06 - 8:34pm
DOH

That's the thing - I honestly wouldn't care.

Why?

B/C IT'S A SEX ADVICE COLUMN.

Again, interviewing an Israeli soldier is the equivalent of a "man on the street" interview - everyone joins the army. The majority don't end up in anything even resembling combat.

There's a difference between interviewing a Palestinian or a Palestinian-Israeli (a Palestinian who lives within Israeli borders) and someone who has directly been involved in terrorist activity. Similarly, there is a difference between an Israeli soldier and someone who has necessarily been directly involved in Palestinian oppression.

Essentially what I'm saying is that if you have a problem with a soldier being interviewed, you have a problem with an Israeli being interviewed.

I think it would be very interesting to have the Palestinian perspective - again, that doesn't mean interviewing "freedom fighters" but the average Palestinian on the street. . .I'm guessing many would be offended if you were to assume that they would automatically be involved in "militant" activity just b/c they were Palestinian, BK.

May 28 06 - 4:04pm
O.B.

Oh, americans... you're so nice and comfortable with your hopes dreams and opinions. just be carefull not to step on a native american's puddle of blood while you protest against the iraqi war will ya?

Sep 14 10 - 1:05pm
jim

all of the former israeli soldiers I have spoken with (i.e. about 100% of young israelis met traveling)- they are not happy with the situation, and largely do not agree with the hawkish policies of their government. It's not a volunteer army over there... jeez lighten up folks.

Sep 15 10 - 10:21am
seymour

How about some sex advice from Palestinians. That would be a lot more interesting?

Oct 01 10 - 4:00pm
serialcoder

Yes, sure, I like it, Interesting and educational. Please continue to write more interesting post in your website.

Nov 07 10 - 11:01pm
win keygen

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Feb 18 11 - 1:58pm
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