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December 18, 2009
Cindy, 57
What's the best way to seduce a Jewish woman?
Be a total gentleman. Bring her flowers on the first date, open the door for her, including the car door. When she gets up from the table, pull her chair away. Compliment her; tell her how smart and beautiful she is. Give her only a kiss good night on the first date.
What's the best sex advice you've given to your son or daughter?
Save it for someone you really care about, and respect yourself.
My boyfriend really wants to have sex in a public place but I'm nervous. What are the best places to have sex, and what do we do if we get caught?
If you are nervous and uncomfortable, just say no! Don't be pressured into anything to get a guy. Have some self-respect! However, if you decide to do it, the beach is great, late at night. If you get caught, just say oops!
What's the biggest misconception about Jewish women in the bedroom?
That they are prudes. Jewish woman are very hot, love to experiment, and always please their man. But they also demand to be pleased, as well.
I'm twenty-five and really interested in this sexy older guy at my gym. He's about fifty. I want to ask him out, but I'm afraid he won't take me seriously. What's the best way to approach him without seeming like a silly little girl?
Are you kidding me? Any guy over the age of fifty will jump through hoops to go out with a younger woman! They live for that. That is their biggest fantasy as they get older. Trust me, he won't say no.
My mother keeps trying to fix me up with men she meets at random places, like the grocery store or the post office. At first I asked her to stop, but now I wonder if it might be a good idea. Do you think this is a good way to meet that special someone? What else could I try?
Any way you can meet someone is great. You never know where or when that special someone will appear. It can happen in the most unexpected situations and places.
There's this really cute guy at my synagogue and I want to ask him out, but I only see him at services. What's the best way to approach him there without being sacrilegious?
I don't think G-d would mind. After all, HE would be making the shidoch! Go for it. It would be very KOSHER!
Commentarium (17 Comments)
The arguing! It's so true. Whenever I'm at my boyfriend's, I think that the family is coming apart at the seams - so much yelling! The gentiles hold it all in and just drink and then gossip about it later! Behind each other's backs, as it should be.
Too bad you couldn't interview the most famous Jewish mother of all, Mary. Though I guess her sex advice might not be accurate.
Wow! Jewish mothers advocating the use of recreational drugs to steam up the sex life, I admire the progressiveness of their faith!
Best set of advice! When ever you want to get the truth. I mean no beating around the bush, straight talk, ask a jewish woman. They tell it like it is.
Also the author of this article is wonderful! I have been following her work and I love it
I think this is clinically referred to as a boner killer.
I find it surprising that none of these women didn't start foaming at the mouth from the shiksa question. Great SAF, though. These women know their shit.
This article just makes me love my mother even more. Straight talker, to the point, and always a bit of wry humor. American Jews have the best culture-wide inside jokes.
And yes, the better the brisket, the bigger the turn on.
Try recreational drugs? Fantastic.
recreational drugs...LMAO...I'm so glad I'm at least 1/2 jewish! Now guess which half!
YES! Try recreational drugs!!! A refreshing change from the "Just Say No!" that has been pounded into my head since the 80's. I want a "Try Recreational Drugs" t-shirt. I would rock it.
"About one inch."
Aha ha haha
Adrienne is awesome. Not much of a Jewish community here in Alaska....not sure if I have ever even met a Jewish person or not....
Against all odds this one has been the greatest of all the "Sex Advice From..."
In my experience its been closer to 2inches unless safardic...
For many reasons I knew my mate would be of the goyish (gentile) persuasion. I grew up in LA which sucked. San Diego was a little better. The Bay Area was worse. I really wasn't in my comfort zone. Vancouver (Canada) was an improvement. But when I hit the great state of Minnesota, I was a kid in a candy store. Within 10 months I got more QUALITY action than in my previous 23 years. I even had choices. A very well endowed Homecoming Queen in Brainerd (130 north of Minneapolis), a gorgeous piece of trailer trash in Onamia (about 70 miles north), or a 5'9", 119 pound drop dead stunner from Rochester who was living in a Minneapolis suburb. Nine pounds heavier, 1" shorter 3 kids richer and 35 years older, she still makes my adrenalin flow when she lets me do nice things to her. I had a boss who was a real player who said, " if you can't get #*?+! in Minneapolis, you need to consider paying for it.
I am so moving to Minneapolis. Thanks Stan.
I need an explanation (not a solution). I have a friend, agnostic, not Jewish, who is simply the finest person I know. Pinnacle of integrity and selflessness.
For 25 years he has lived with a Jewish girl. Neither want kids. As above, he treats her like gold because she's a wonderful person as well. A relationship I envy.
But the parents and grandparents do not respect him. Why? Well you know why...he's not Jewish. The family isn't Orthodox so it would seem to me that values trump belief. No?
Please, your opinion. Are the parents cheating the daughter? Is the daughter selfish?