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What's the best way to pick up a Juggalo?
The best way to catch a ‘lo or a ‘lette’s eye is to be yourself. We don’t like players or liars. Be confident. Face paint helps, too.
I’ve got my eye on a Juggalo, but I’m not a Juggalette. Do I still have a shot?
Yes, you do. At the moment, I myself am in a relationship with someone who isn’t a Juggalo.
I've been getting serious with a guy. The more I get to know him, the more I realize he's super Christian. I'm not even a little bit religious. Should I end it?
No, that’s just silly. If you really like this girl, you shouldn’t dump her over her religion. ICP themselves is, in fact, very religious. If you’re a Juggalo, I advise listening to “The Unveiling” from The Wraith: Shangri-la album and “Miracles” from Bang! Pow! Boom! to fully understand the message they're trying to put out there.
What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen at a Juggalo event?
Full-blown orgies with everybody in clown paint. Faygo everywhere, and lots of naked flesh.
Do Juggalos really have sex in clown makeup?
Some of us do, yes. It lets out the inner you that you’re afraid to show normally. It’s quite a thrill.
My girlfriend hooked up with one of her girlfriends and I got mad. She said it didn’t count as cheating, but I’m pissed. Isn’t it cheating no matter who it’s with?
Yeah, okay, she did the dirty on you, but wouldn’t it turn you on to watch them one day? I suggest a serious sit down and talk with each other. See what you’re both looking for in this relationship. If she wants more than you and you can’t handle it, maybe it’s time to move on.