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What's the best way to pick up a Juggalo?
The best way to catch my eye is to be true to who you are. If you say you are about something, then be about it. Piercings and tattoos are a plus.
I’ve got my eye on a Juggalo, but I’m not a Juggalette. Do I still have a shot?
I have dated a couple of girls who weren’t ‘lettes. Most Juggalos don’t care if you are or aren’t. If a ‘lo connects with a girl then he’s going to like her and possibly date her. It is possible.
Do Juggalos have sex in clown makeup?
I’ve only done this once and she wasn’t even a Juggalette. So I guess you can say we do; I’m pretty sure most of us have tried it.
I've been getting serious with a guy. The more I get to know him, the more I realize he's super Christian. I'm not, even a little bit. Should I end it?
This wouldn’t be a big deal for me unless she is a pushy Christian. Then I may have a problem because she isn’t respecting my beliefs. But most Juggalos I know are Christians and go to church often. But there are some, such as myself, who are atheists or practice other religions.
What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen at a juggalo event?
The craziest thing I’ve seen was at the last concert on Mother’s Day here in Memphis. This chick was getting fucked during the concert and her "man," or whatever he was, was hitting it from behind. I was in front of her so she started kissing my neck. I was like "Get the fuck off me!" That’s hands down the craziest.
I'm dating a guy who doesn't smoke. I don't want to seem like a junkie, but the sex isn't as good with out it. Is it okay to sneak off and get high before we go to bed?
Well, I for one don’t smoke weed. Nor have I had sex while high. It's just not worth going to jail, or the money you paid for it. There are a million and one things I could think of buying instead of pot.
I was really into this girl. Recently, I looked through her iPod and noticed it was nothing but Ke$ha and Lady Gaga. Is "terrible taste" an okay reason to break things off?
No. She probably thinks the same about your music. But just because she listens to that type of music does not make her undatable. Just like liking ICP or other bands like them doesn’t make you a Juggalo. Any true Juggalo knows this. So don’t be so quick to judge.