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Rodrigo, 26
You have an accent. Where are you from?
I'm from Southern Italy.
So what kind of sexy Italian meal would you prepare for a dinner that you hoped would lead directly to bed?
Probably Italian sausage and homemade meatballs, a lot of meat — it's hearty and satisfying — I think that's sexy.
What are some sexy appetizers?
Anything that's spicy, like ceviche in a martini glass. Spicy food increases your heart rate, makes you sweat profusely, and tingles your tongue, exactly how you feel during sex, so it naturally leads to that desire.
See, to me, that sounds like it would lead only to heartburn. But okay. How often do you incorporate food in the bedroom? What tastes best combined with oral sex?
Often enough that we have to buy groceries three times a week. Recently, my wife has been enjoying putting the new Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls ice cream on mine before she digs in.
What food would you compare the female genitalia to?
Well, when I think of my wife, I think of a raspberry: beautiful, firm, and juicy.
Why are line cooks better in bed?
You have to ask my wife. She crossed her fingers, crossed her heart and swore I'm the best she's ever had. I think it's because I know how to work my hands and fingers in all ways and all speeds possible. You learn how to be fast yet efficient in the kitchen.
I've heard that people who work are known for reckless behavior. What's the craziest sexual experience you've ever had?
You know, honestly, every time with my wife is crazy — she is something. But we once had sex in a sauna room. I would recommend that to other adventure seekers. Double the heat, double the sweat, quadrupled the pleasure for us that night.
The guy I'm sleeping with talks dirty to me while we're having sex. I'm a little more on the quiet side. He's said he'd like it if I were more responsive. What should I say to egg him on?
It's usually difficult to talk dirty in bed when you have no experience doing it, so maybe think of a really sexy and dirty song and basically repeat those lyrics in bed. Rearrange the lyrics and make sure not to sing them because you don't want to blow your cover. Just say it in a very slow and sensual way. I usually recommend Silk's "Freak Me" to my friends and they usually thank me with free drinks afterwards. Lots and lots of drinks.
I have a very regular masturbation routine and achieve orgasms very easily this way. But whenever I have sex, I'm too overstimulated to be able to orgasm. It's so intense it's almost uncomfortable, but I'm so turned on from the experience that I just want to go home and masturbate for days thinking about it. How can I calm down during sex enough to let my partner make me come?
You know, I've never had this problem. Don't some men think of sports, or their mothers?
They think of their mothers playing tennis. Wait, that could be exciting. Next question.
How do you know when it's time to let go of really, really good casual sex that's not leading anywhere?
When you or the girl find yourself with another person that you're hoping will lead to something.







Commentarium (13 Comments)
I think a more appropriate title would be, 'Carly needs relationship advice'.
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If only you knew.
I worked as a line cook for years and as far as I could tell, the only thing you should bother to ask a line cook about it the best place to buy drugs.
The ONLY thing? Right.
Haha I was thinking something along those lines when I was reading this.
what a pity rodrigo is married-such a babe!
Don't know if he's a babe, but his answers were great.
Sick stache bro!!!!!!!!
"Sweet with some shit going on inside"??? Any man who says that about my vagina ain't gettin' in.
Oh, come on - he's a line cook, not a wordsmith. All he's trying to say is that it's delicious, intriguing, and a little funky.. plus, fresh papaya does indeed have a little musk to it.
the dude with the stache has it going on. I would like to show him my jiblets.
I worked as a line cook for years and as far as I could tell, the only thing you should bother to ask a line cook about it the best place to buy drugs.