Sex Advice From Lost Fanatics

Christina, 31

If you were stranded on a deserted island, what toys or props would you want to have with you to keep your sex life fiery?

A big vat of massage oil would be nice, just to get things started when I have a sore back from building a shelter out of coconuts or something.

Who would make a better lover and why: Jack Shepard or Sawyer Ford? christina

Sawyer. Not only is he a bad boy who's been around the block a few times, but part of his con game was wooing bored, wealthy housewives. He'd have to know his way around a woman in order to keep them interested.

What's the best way to pick up a Lost fanatic?

Offer her some DHARMA boxed wine. You probably shouldn't ask if she's ever done it in a polar bear cage until at least the third date, though.

My husband wants me to stick my finger in his ass. I'm not into that, but I feel bad for not wanting to explore this with him. How can I make him happy and not puke in bed?

If it's a hygiene issue for you like it would be for me, there are toys specifically made for this sort of thing. Ask your husband if he'd be willing to let you use a toy on him instead of your finger.

At parties my girlfriend is constantly trying to drag me into the bathroom for a quickie. I refuse, because I think it would be disrespectful. What do you think?

It depends. If there's loud music playing and the bathroom is away from most of the action, you could probably get away with it. If it's a mellow dinner party where the bathroom is right off of the dining room, your girlfriend needs to put her libido on pause until you get home.

What is a deal breaker for you in the bedroom?

If it hurts, I'm done. Keep those whips to yourself, and if handcuffs are to be involved, they'd better be padded so they don't chafe at the wrists!

Commentarium (17 Comments)

Feb 05 10 - 1:16pm
Sticky the Rat

Jeff looks like he has been on an island for the past year but I do like his advice...

Feb 05 10 - 3:32pm
Drew

You should write a book called "get really drunk before you do it."

Because hey, if you get drunk before you do it, it's usually fine.

Feb 05 10 - 5:01pm
Dan

Definitely Jack. Who has patience for bad boys?

Feb 06 10 - 7:16pm
AK

"Get really drunk before you do it" is pretty much my motto for life.

Feb 06 10 - 11:20pm
thegoodfairy

Definitely Jack--he's got such pent-up passion and that alpha male thing...-swoon-

Feb 07 10 - 1:40am
J

Just use one of the tarps. The Planies seem to have a ton of them.

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