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Rob, 29

How can normal folks like us bed a model?
Don’t bring up modeling. Talk about your job instead. No one wants to feel like some kind of trophy. Oh, and if you compliment her intelligence, you’re in. No one ever calls her smart.

Same-sex interaction: what’s the line between “just for fun” and bisexual? Ever done it?
If they’re still there for breakfast, you’re bisexual. As far as having done it, who doesn’t enjoy breakfast in bed occasionally?

What’s a good way to initiate a threesome?
Music and alcohol. Then just go for it. Most people waste their whole lives waiting for it to happen. You’ve got to be the one to say it out loud, or no one else will.

What’s the worst faux pas someone can make in bed?
Talking about their ex. You’d be surprised how many women have told me I’m better than their last. Yeah, it’s a compliment, but what’s the point?

Aside from condoms and lube, what is the number one thing everyone should have in their sex drawer?
A cock ring, preferably leather. Enhances, prolongs, intensifies.

Female ejaculation — ever experienced it? If so, how did you make it happen?
Squirters? I think that’s only in the movies. I’ve had friends in “the industry." Those girls load up with water, then, uh, expel it for the camera.

What’s the key to great cunnilingus?
Don’t do it right after she’s taken a shower. Wait until the end of the day. Let it marinate. Otherwise it just tastes like a rubbery piece of skin. Where’s the fun in that? Girls are afraid when their pussy tastes like pussy. I don’t know why. Let’s bust that myth right now.

A guy has gone limp: Both parties feel inadequate. What can you do to alleviate the tension and regain momentum?
Tell her it’s the medication you’re taking. It’s the only way. Otherwise she’ll never believe she’s not fat, ugly or old.

What’s your one no-fail technique to keep them coming back for more?
Apologize if they don’t come, even if you totally rocked their world but just failed to make it happen. If it’s the first time, say something like, “That was nice. You know, it only gets better from here. I’ve just got to figure you out a little more.”

Chris, 26

What’s a good way to initiate a threesome?
If you really want to get freaky, rent a hotel room, even if you’re right around the corner from your house. Girls always do more than they ever thought they could or would in hotel rooms. It’s like a fantasy world in there. They walk in and think, “This is so not my life.” Then they’re willing to go crazy.

What’s the proper answer when a lover asks how many partners you’ve had?
No one really wants to know. What they’re really asking is, “Do you know me well enough to choose the number I want to hear?” Give it your best shot; see what happens.

What’s your one no-fail technique to keep them coming back for more?
Most girls have never actually been kissed all over. I know it sounds cliché, but if you’re the first one to kiss the insides of her elbows or the backside of her knees, she’ll be yours forever.

Are there any facial expressions or poses that should be avoided during sex?
Most guys like it if a girl acts like she’s either in pain or in ecstasy. Just about any face you can make fits into those two categories.

Any tips for bringing a camera into the bedroom?
Get a tripod first. It’s so much dirtier in a strange, professional way.

Female ejaculation: ever experienced it?
Yeah, I’ve seen it. Smelled it too. It smelled like cat pee. Maybe it was pee. I know it wasn’t as exciting as I’d hoped. Neither of us knew what it was exactly. We were both sniffing the sheets, and she felt really awkward until I was like, “I think you just gushed.”

Do’s and don’ts for dirty talking?
Whisper. Shouting is for flashers; whispering is for perverts — the good kind.

Jim, 18

What’s your one, no-fail technique to keep them coming back for more?
The reach-around. No matter what else I’m doing, I’ve always got one hand on her sweet spot.

Models are inherently exhibitionists. Any advice on having sex in public?
Do it at night. Did you ever see that couple who tried to have sex at the Superdome or something, and they put them up on the big board? That was dumb. I guess a little common sense goes a long way.

What’s a good way to initiate a threesome?
I know some guys who’ve done it, and the stories always begin with, “We were so high.” They also end with break-ups if one of the people involved was their girlfriend. If you think it’s worth doing, go for it. Everyone wants to do it at least once before they die.

What’s the worst faux pas someone can make in bed?
I picked up the phone once. I thought I was being funny. My girlfriend at the time didn’t see it that way.

Aside from condoms and lube, what is the No. 1 thing everyone should have in a sex drawer?
Massage oil. Nothing gets the ladies hotter than a nice, long slow massage. Don’t worry too much about the shoulders; it’s all about the hands and feet.

Any tips for bringing a camera into the bedroom?
Whatever you do, don’t put it at the foot of the bed. I did that once. Basically we made a tape looking up our butts.

My girlfriend always wants me to go down on her. I hate doing it, but I want to please her. Is there anything I can do to make it more enjoyable for me?
Don’t press your face into her too hard; it makes it hard to breathe. It’s much more enjoyable if you can breathe easy, and girls don’t like too much pressure there anyway.

Do’s and don’ts for dirty talk?
Do tell her what you’re fantasizing about. Don’t call her names. Only girls in movies want to hear that they’re sluts. Treat her like a lady, just a dirty lady, that’s all.

Sebastion, 20

What can normal folks like us do to bed a model?

I wouldn’t really know. I only dated one model, and he was a fake model. You see that a lot in the clubs I go to.

What’s the proper answer when a lover asks how many partners you’ve had?
You shouldn’t say, “None of your business," because they’ll think you’re a complete slut. I say, “I’ve had three relationships.” Don’t tell them about the one-night stands until you’re firmly established. Then tell them if you want to show off. In the meantime, talking about relationships instead of sex makes you look like a gentleman.

Same-sex interaction: what’s the line between “just for fun” and bisexual?
There’s the rule that even if a gay guy fucks a girl — which goes on all the time — he’s still gay; he was just doing it for fun. But if he eats her pussy, he’s bisexual. That’s the line. You can’t put the private part in your mouth. It works the other way too: two guys or two girls making out is just that, until someone puts something in their mouth.

What’s your no-fail technique to keep them coming back for more?
Since most gay men are sluts, you have to give them all or nothing. You give them nothing, so they still want something, but they have to come back. Or give them everything, so they know they can get it and keep coming back. But you can’t really do anything in the middle. If you just give them some, they’ll think that’s all they’re going to get and move on.

Any advice on having sex in public, from personal experience?
Would you count a bathroom? I know it doesn’t sound public, but what if it was in the Metropolitan Museum of Art? Or Six Flags? Or the Barnes & Noble in Staten Island? It was all with one person; don’t get the wrong idea. He’d just lean over and whisper a dirty fantasy about where we were at that very moment, and I’d get so turned on. A tip: bring lube, everywhere.

What’s the worst faux pas someone can make in bed?
You’ve got to be verbal, but if it’s going to cross over into some kind of role-play, you’ve got to warn your partner first. Don’t start talking in a baby voice or pretend to be their daddy if they don’t see it coming.
 



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