Santiago, 25

Guys pay more attention to my boobs, than what goes on above them. Any comebacks I can say that will call them out on staring at the twins?
When you first meet someone, you go for looks. Girls do the same. I’m sure if the guy’s looking at her boobs, the girl can always stare at his crotch. That will make them stop.

I’m meeting the parents tonight. What can I do to make sure they approve of me?
Be honest, and be yourself. If you try too hard the first time you meet them — putting on a façade, and not being yourself — then the second time you see them you’ll have to work your ass off. You don’t want to become two different people, one face with them and one face with the outside world. That’s not cool.

I’m planning on making my first homemade porn video. Any themes or titles you can suggest?
Oh, been there. How about something with a bike-and-porn theme? For example, there’s a part of the bike called the “cog.” I could see it going like: I’m fixing my bike, and this girl comes up and says, “What kind of cog do you have?” And we go on talking and she’s like, “Yeah, it’s a big cog you have.” And I say, “Yeah, it gets me around.” And then she says, “Oh yeah, show me your cog.” And then I pull down my pants and yeah…yeah…oh wow.

I had sex with this guy the other night. The sex was good, but I noticed he shaved his pubes in the shape of a lightning bolt and this turned me off. Am I being too picky?
It’s kind of childish, a lightening bolt. But if the sex is good why the hell are you complaining?

What’s the sexiest way to start a conversation when you see someone you’re interested in?
I’m a really confident person, so I don’t have a pick-up line or a pat introduction I use all the time. I ask questions about whatever they’re into. Ladies love when you ask them questions and you really listen.

Is it inappropriate to have sex in public places, like a taxi or the corner of a club?
I think public is good, but taxi cabs? I don’t know. Because of the leather and because other people sit there, it’s kind of yucky. Plus, my cab ride’s really short, and I take a long time. So that wouldn’t work for me.