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October 4, 2011
Cesar, 19
So tell me about your sign.
My friend made it for me. He wanted to go around, looking for girls.
Have you been successful?
There were a couple smiles. He got some hugs. I've been pretty tired all day, though. I got here at six a.m.
So you still have time to meet someone.
Yeah. I'm going to be here until it ends.
Are you here just for girls?
No, I also came here to sleep and protest.
What do you do when you're not here looking for girls?
When I'm not here looking for girls, I'm at Union Square looking for girls. I'm unemployed, so I have a lot of free time. I'm not going to school until spring.
If the Occupy Wall Street were a sex position, how would it work?
It'd be like reverse cowgirl or missionary.
But those are totally different! It wouldn't be kinkier?
I don't know. Everyone's sober here.
I've been faking orgasms more often than not for the last six months. I thought things would work themselves out, but they haven't. How do I come clean to my partner now?
You've just got to never call him again.
Come on. What if it gets better when we talk about it?
"What if?" a lot of things. If you're faking orgasms, there needs to be a reality check. Maybe this guy's just not good. Six months is a long time. You should've said something the second time you faked it.
My girlfriend and I are in a sexual rut. I feel like we're more friends than lovers. What's an easy way to spice things up?
Just introduce something new in a natural way. Surprise her. If she asks, just say you want to try something new with her.
I recently started dating this new girl, and she's great. But here's the problem: she expects me to pay for everything. How do I ask her to chip in more without her thinking I'm a loser?
Tell her, "I'm going through a financial crisis. I have no money." What else can you do? If she doesn't want to go out with you because you can't spend money on her, she's not the right girl.
My boyfriend just got this great new job and now he acts likes a different person. He's obsessed with status and material things. That stuff didn't impress him in the past. I know people change, but when do different values become a dealbreaker?
Money changes everything. He's recreating himself. Mo' money, mo' problems. Money's not important to me, though.
Commentarium (59 Comments)
This article sucks!! Typical liberals.
Damnit Nerve, why'd you pick these idiots? YOU'RE NOT HELPING! Meanwhile the media goes apeshit over 40 fat Tea Partiers having a 'rally' over the guvment...
And "Riiight?" If you hate Libby Lib Libruhls so much, why do you spend so much time commenting on Nerve? :P
because i love trolling.
I guess somebody hasn't been paying attention to Nerve lately. Oh well, if you don't like " these idiots", then why do you come to nerve? Dumbass.
I love this article.
I would take the protests more seriously if those people weren't there.
Sex advice from a bunch of hipsters that wouldn't have jobs even if the economy were doing well? No thanks.
Dave has a job. Lola and Holly are college students. Cesar will be a college student in the spring.
Yeah, but their still libs.
Actually, I can tell the difference between their, there, and they're.
your so right.
Look out!
Dave seems interesting, smart, and open-minded (and kinda cute), so props to him.
Sadly, I have to agree with the previous commenters that the others are idiots who are not helping the cause. Well, to be fair, the girls at least seem well-meaning and fun-loving even if they're ditzy and immature, whereas the third guy is just an ass.
yup. how can this site have an article blastic FOX for editing the one intelligent interviewee, then post the second two interviews? Seriously? Out of all of those people, this is the selection??
at least these girls have a sense of humor and are supporting the cause at all. what are you doing from behind the internet?
I'm still trying to figure out the "Cats against groceries" thing. What is this supporting?
Oh my goodness, I bet these young ladies were probably reeled into Wall Street from the fake RadioHead Concert posting, not for actual protesting. In an important protest such as this, its embarrassing to see our youth making themselves look like complete unintelligent, attention-whoring fools. Advice to these two young women...At your age, you have so much power when it involves speaking and commenting on our government. People WANT to listen about how our countries issues are affecting YOU! Use these opportunities in your benefit to create a greater country, not only a chance to have your photograph taken and posted on Nerve.
Also, what the heck is "Cats against groceries " supposed to define anyway?
Big issue man. Makes me go ME-OW in pain.
Oh Nina, such a victim of the big bad machine... We feel so bad for your lazy ass. Take a shower and get a job loser!!!
Oh tay.
I have no idea why everyone is so hard on these people. Obviously some of that is trolling, but come on. Considering how young they were, I was impressed by Lola and Holly's advice. Except for the sexting thing--I really felt the generation gap there.
@nope,
You usually seem like a bright individual, yet you really have "no idea" why people are not so pleased with these folks? On international news, this gets coverage with the tagline "Taking their inspiration from Tahrir square", which is a little over the top to start, but at least gives the protest the benefit of the doubt in its seriousness. Then you have these clownshoes (minus the first guy) who show up to represent the worst of liberalism and make it all look like a joke.
Yeah, I guess I was contextualizing this more in terms of "just another Sex Advice column" than "representatives of Occupy Wall Street." I can understand the frustration.
ya so, the skinny cat chic is hot.
HA HA. Because i want sex advice from a horny and bored scene kid and two girls who look they have lived in that cardboard box forever. Atleast the first guy didnt make a COMPLETE ass of himself.
I am Riiiight's gay alter ego.
Nobody cares who's who on here anymore.
Get back to work, sock puppet.
Did no one else find the whole "he can't read your mind ...or your clitoris" really hysterically witty?
This depresses me. A protest should not be a party. A march should not be romantic getaway. People in this country are really suffering, and those who actually have an opportunity to voice themselves are wasting it with these stupid hippie charades. A drum circle doesn't cull sympathy. Dressing like a fucking cat isn't a political statement. Talking about fake orgasms is so wildly insensitive given the socioeconomic intent of these movements. It robs those who are trying to build something of their legitimacy and gives ammunition to the establishment. Youth unemployment is at 18 percent. The economy needs to add 125,000 jobs per month just to keep up with population growth. It added 0 in August. That's: zero. People are leaving for developing economies to find work making $10,000 per year. Europe is about to collapse into economic chaos. Our deficit threatens to bankrupt the next several generations. Washington is so grounded in its polarized ideologies that it is rendered completely impotent. And these assholes, who are supposed to be there protesting the utter powerlessness that's befallen our generation, are sulking around begging for a lay? Can we all just pull our collective head out of our collective ass pleeeeez? Just this once? Please?
Read the first two words of the title of this article, consider the questions that were asked, and then consider why you got SO MAD that you had to post a massive block of poorly formatted text. pf;dr. Calm down son.
TWL- Thank you. Seriously. I am appalled by this article. One of the best ways for movements like this (which may have a lot of potential) to be 'hijacked' is to paint it as a pseudo-rebel disenchated youth movement. Way for these morons to reinforce that.
And as for mr. jobless...way to put that one together; clearly you're being impacted by what people are really upset about, you're surrounded by it and you can't even figure it out. go you.
TWL you're one F'd up loser. Get a job and stop your whining...
You tell 'em!
Now watch some of them go to a job interview and get recognized and not get the job.
If there protesting with this group I doubt that looking for a job is on their agenda. Losers!
That's the spirit.
Call me a stick all you want but this does more to derail a legitimate movement that's aimed at giving a voice to those in need than any Fox News campaign could dream of. This is the left wing equivalent of misspelled Tea Party signs. Why can't anyone see their own fucking clownishness??? Those fucking fat cat pieces of shit in Washington and on Wall Street will read something like this and laugh themselves to death. I'm so embarrassed and so ashamed...
Hells yeah, Riiiight!! You tell um libtards!
Legitimate movement??? Nothing legitimate about it. You're just a useful idiot for Obama's reelection plans. You're being played fool. Wake up!
Somebody from Anonymous please take down this garbage immediately...
I'm done with Nerve.
yep. me too. it's been fun.
Good job, boys.
When will America wake up and realise that you are all up shit creek without a paddle and taking the rest of the world with you? People in North Africa risked death to get freedom of expression and wow, look what young people in the US do with it. Dress up as cats and sort of hope that sorts things out. This article is so depressing especially as I have spent the last twenty minutes surfing the net to find some sort of intelligent and informative article in the US press on the Wall Street protests. How bad will it have to get before people get angry? Surely by that stage it will be too late?
The problem is that the losers protesting have never seen what it is like to live under dictatorship. I wish they could all be shipped to N. Korea to see how bad it is.
Looks good. The communist threat is a little old though. Try throwing in some anti-muslim sentiments too.
Nobody said communist except you. Dictatorships come in all forms and always end badly for them and the citizens. Obamas and Soros attempt will also end badly. You'll realize this after it's too late. Right now you're serving as our useful idiot.
That's better, boy! You get a bonus this week for mentioning "Obamas and Soros"! Keep up the good work.
One in the same BOY
Cool!
Nerve, you let us down this time.
I expect better material from you if I'm paying you $11 an hour.
Here's some good advice; get a feekin shower and a job you losers! Nothing attracts like success.
Don't steal my thundah!
The people on wall street right now are the most eclectic people because everyone is either poor, hungry, angry, sad, bored, horny, lonely, wanna see someone famous or wanna beast on the free food. Either way it's helping the movement becaus it's adding to the masses. Stop complaining and Get off the internet and go down to wall street, or sit outside your own chase bank.
Sorry I can't. I'm at work. What's "work" you say? Doing something that I enjoy that pays my bills and builds the society you want to destroy. You should try it sometime instead of being lazy and destructive.
Good job, kiddo. Keep up the good work!
Yes. I am at work. Therefore my political opinions are correct.
I work typically 50 hrs a week; I live in the south and there are plenty of unemployed lazy-ass republicans (lot of them smoke pot too unlike what most peoplein the northeast think the south probably has got them beat on that factor). just cause these lazy unemployed fox-news watchin' good-for-nothings not going out there protesting or engaging in society doesn't make them any better than these college kids.