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DB, 24

What has having a lip ring taught you about dating?
Apparently people think that if you have a lip ring that you’re into freaky stuff. At first I was a little offended and then I was like…how did they know? But really, it makes a difference with how people initially receive you. Especially parents.

What’s the best reason to date someone with a lip ring?
‘Cause biting your lip looks so much damn cuter with a lip ring.

My boyfriend wants to get a piercing that I’m not crazy about. Is there any way to talk him out of this, or do I just need to learn to live with it?
Okay, so I dated this guy who was growing a beard and it kinda made him look like Shel Silverstein. I told him it was his face — he could do what he wanted with it. But after a while it creeped me out so much that I couldn’t have sex with him. So you have to ask yourself how un-crazy about this piercing are you? If it’s enough that it’s going to affect how you feel about him then tell him, but if not, then know that piercings come out and heal up later. Just don’t let him get a nose ring, those look really lame on guys.

What’s the most bizarre thing you’ve had to face in the bedroom?
A keyboard. We thought it’d be funny to play the national anthem while doing it. I don’t even remember if I got off, I was just laughing too hard.

If a girl is pretty but dumber than rocks, I can’t get over it no matter how cute she is. Does intelligence play a factor in your romantic choices, or can their looks outweigh anything?
Aw, is this the girl who brings cupcakes to a group presentation because she didn’t do any work? Here’s the thing, I’m all for banging hot chicks — it’s awesome — but no one is hot forever. In my opinion, no amount of pretty can make up for not being able to spell your own name.

What’s one mistake guys/girls always make when it comes to foreplay?
Just one? Everyone feels different about foreplay so maybe the biggest mistake people make is thinking that if the last girl (or guy) was in love with that one move you do that the next one will love it too. Other than that you have other mistakes like too much foreplay making too little sex, trying too many foreplay moves, being systematic…

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Adam, 23

What has having a lip ring taught you about dating?
That it’s a magnet for closet freaks.

My boyfriend wants to get a piercing that I’m not crazy about. Is there any way to talk him out of this, or do I just need to learn to live with it?
You say that you’re not crazy about it now, but they grow on you.

I’m going out on a date with this cute girl who has a lip ring. In case things go really well, is there anything I should be careful of when getting physical?
Nothing. Unless she has like, a spike in her lip. Then you might want to watch yourself.

What’s the most bizarre thing you’ve had to face in the bedroom?
My pissed-off girlfriend in one corner, and my best friend having sex with his girlfriend in the other. And this was a very small room.

I’m going out on a date with a girl I think is way out of my league. How can I make sure I keep my cool and not get so nervous I screw it all up?
Just keep saying to yourself, "She’s not of my league, I’m out of her league."

My roommate keeps complaining that my girlfriend and I make too much noise, but we have nowhere else to get it on. What do you think I should do?
You need to get your roommate a date.

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Savanna, 22

What has having a lip ring taught you about dating?
It’s easier to attract people who also have metal in their faces.

My boyfriend wants to get a piercing that I’m not crazy about. Is there any way to talk him out of this, or do I just need to learn to live with it?
You should probably get over it. Most piercings only leave tiny scars once the jewelry is removed, and it’s likely he won’t keep it in forever. Just make sure he takes good care of it, ’cause infected piercings are nasty and super unnattractive.

I’m going out on a date with this cute girl who has a lip ring. In case things go really well, is there anything I should be careful of when getting physical?
No — as long as it’s fully healed and healthy, I haven’t run into any problems.

What’s the most bizarre thing you’ve had to face in the bedroom?
Probably a partner’s relatives walking in. This has never happened with my own — I would die.

My ex-girlfriend told all my friends I cheated on her, and they were all pretty good friends with her by the time we broke up. How do I get back into their good graces?
Should your friends even be mad at you? Maybe they’re a bit disappointed, if they didn’t expect that kind of behavior from you, but everyone makes mistakes and they probably won’t hold onto it for long. If they even are upset — it’s not like you cheated on them.

I’m going out on a date with a girl I think is way out of my league. How can I make sure I keep my cool and not get so nervous I screw it all up?
Benzodiazaepines. But you might fall asleep on her, or forget your whole date when you wake up.

My roommate keeps complaining about my girlfriend and I making too much noise, but we have nowhere else to get it on. What do you think I should do?
You’re roommate probably hasn’t gotten laid in a while. Tell him to get over it. If you’re paying rent you’re paying for the right to fuck in your own bedroom. (And if you want to, help set him up with somebody that you know.)

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