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Sex Advice From People With Sleeve Tattoos

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Anthony, 28

How can you use your sleeve tattoo to pick up someone?
If you’re using tattoos to pick up women, you got tattooed for all the wrong reasons. People are going to like you for who you are. If you’re a d-bag, no tattoo in the world will ever make a woman want you.

What’s the sexiest thing about a person with a sleeve tattoo?
They think for themselves and hopefully don’t follow the crowd. Or if the person has a hula girl and can make her dance for you.

I obsess over the "right" time to call someone after a date. How can I stop myself from worrying about it?
In my opinion there is no "right" time to call someone after a date. "Don’t call them right away", "Wait three days". Are you a thirteen-year-old girl? Call them when ever you’re ready.

My girlfriend won’t shave her nether region unless I shave mine. Should I play her game or tough it out?
This really depends on how much you enjoy porn from the ’70s. If you don’t like seeing a magical forest of pubic hair in your girlfriend’s nether region, chances are that she doesn’t like to see it in yours. So it’s not a game, it’s a respect thing.

What kind of tattoo would make you sleep with someone, and what kind of tattoo would make you run away?
I don’t think any type of tattoo would make me have sex with some one, but if they had jailhouse, gang, or racist tattoos, that would definitely be a no-go.

My boyfriend has been asking me to get his name tattooed on my body forever. Is it romantic or does he need to grow up?
Are you serious? The boy needs to grow up. In fact, most reputable artists I know won’t tattoo your boyfriend or husband’s name on you. Tattoos are forever, and with the divorce rate at 41% in the US, chances are that your ink is going to outlast your marriage.

I started dating my ex-girlfriend after we’d been broken up for a year. What do I do to make sure she doesn’t break up with me again?
If you don’t want her to break up with you again, don’t date her again. For the most part, most people don’t change a lot in a year. That’s not the case with everyone, but in my opinion ex’s are ex’s for a reason.

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Corinne, 23

How can you use your sleeve tattoo to pick up someone?
Guys will usually use my sleeve as a conversation starter, like, "Duuude! Did that hurt?" Well, I spent almost three hours with a needle continuously going in and out of my skin. What do you think?

What’s the sexiest thing about a person with a sleeve tattoo?
The fact that sleeves are totally bad-ass. The bad boy/bad girl is always the sexiest. Always.

I obsess over the "right" time to call someone after a date. How can I stop myself from worrying about it?
There is no right time or wrong time. When you start obsessing over these things you are playing games. Don’t play games.

My girlfriend won’t shave her nether region unless I shave mine. Should I play her game or tough it out?
Well, why won’t you shave yours? It could be that your reasons are the same as hers.

What kind of tattoo would make you sleep with someone, and what kind of tattoo would make you run away?
Well, this one guy had a pair of scissors and the words "shear blonde" tattooed above his crotch. His girlfriend thought it was hot (her words: "I can’t wait to lick it"). I, on the other hand, had quite the opposite reaction.

My boyfriend has been asking me to get his name tattooed on my body forever. Is it romantic or does he need to grow up?
When I taught preschool, the parents wrote their children’s names inside their clothes so they wouldn’t lose them. You’re not his belonging. Have him take some time and draw up an image or a symbol of his love for you. That would be romantic.

I started dating my ex-girlfriend after we’d been broken up for a year. What do I do to make sure she doesn’t break up with me again?
Well, she came back to you didn’t she? Obviously you weren’t doing such a bad job in the first place. Don’t spend so much time worrying about this. Act confident in yourself and eventually you will be confident.

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Ben, 22

How can you use your sleeve tattoo to pick up someone?
You don’t use it; it just happens. Word of advice: cover up your sleeve before walking into a Walmart.

I obsess over the "right" time to call someone after a date. How can I stop myself from worrying about it?
There’s nothing more unappealing than someone who seems desperate and needy. If you can’t wait a week, or even a few days, you might want to rethink what you do in your free time.

What’s the best way to pick up someone with a sleeve tattoo?
Open with a line like, "Hey, where’d you get your ink done?" You’d be suprised how long you can talk about that.

What kind of tattoo would make you sleep with someone, and what kind of tattoo would make you run away?
Colorful and detailed tattoos are always cool. And if you’re one those people with tribal ink all over you…well, I hear tattoo removal is relatively cheap these days.

My boyfriend has been asking me to get his name tattooed on my body forever. Is it romantic or does he need to grow up?
People who ruin their body with the name of their boyfriend/girlfriend bring tears to my eyes. Unless you’re married, though the statistic still stands that 50% of American marriages end in divorce.

My boyfriend just moved 200 miles away for six months. We agreed we could hook up with other people during that time, but how do I make sure guys understand my situation?
If you’re hooking up with other people, then you’re clearly not in a relationship. That’s like saying, "Hey, let’s get married so I can cheat on you." What’s the point?

The idea of videotaping has just come up with my boyfriend, and I’ll admit I’m turned on. Is it a good idea, or should I be afraid of it ending up on the internet?
Of course there’s always some risk of becoming the internet’s next Paris Hilton, but what’s the point of living if you’re not going to take any risks?

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