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Michael, 43
http://www.americaspodiatrist.com

What’s the best way to incorporate foot-play into sex?
It can start off very simply. Begin with a nice foot massage and work your way up. Be observant to how your partner responds to your touch. The rest will come naturally.

Describe the perfect foot.
In general, small, soft, slender feet are preferable to large, wide feet — “man-feet,” if you will. Perhaps this is why women continue to squeeze their feet in shoes that they know are too small for their feet.micheal

My boyfriend really wants to make a sex tape with me. I want to make him happy, but I’m nervous about how I’ll look on camera. Any tips on how to look sexy, but not slutty?
As far as your feet go, nothing beats high heels when it comes to making your figure sizzle. However, I do not recommend wearing high heels routinely. That would be like a nutritionist recommending Häagen-Dazs! High heels place your feet in a weakened position and can cause foot problems. Wearing high heels should be thought of like having a hot fudge sundae occasionally: it’s a decadent treat. The key word is “occasionally,” and you should add to that “briefly.”

My boyfriend is super-jealous when I talk to other men, though he’s a sweetheart normally. After some prodding, he admitted that his last two girlfriends cheated on him. How can I calm him down? I don’t want to stop talking to other men altogether!
Sometimes a simple gesture can speak volumes. Try putting your arm around him reassuringly when you talk with other men. Or be sure to brag about how great your boyfriend is in front of your male friends.

My ex is getting married next week. Even though we ended on bad terms, he invited me to his wedding. Is he extending an olive branch or just being cruel? Should I go?
Forget the past, and go just to wish your ex well. Regardless of his intentions, a party is a party. Have fun!

My mother loves to flaunt her much younger boyfriend to my entire family. I think it’s ridiculous for my forty-five-year-old mother to date someone as old as her son. How can I tell her she looks foolish?
I’m afraid there’s no way you can tell your mother that she looks foolish without offending her. Take a different approach: start dating someone in high school. See what she says. It might jumpstart the conversation you’re looking to have with her.

Joel, 37

Why are feet such a turn-on for some people?
Well, scientifically, the sensory centers for our genitals and our feet are right next to each other in the brain. There’s a theory that suggests there is some neural cross-firing that occurs in the brain, which can cause sexual arousal when your feet are “stimulated.” But, it’s just a theory.

What’s the best tool of your trade to use in the bedroom?
This will probably sound a little lame, but my hands. What can I say? I’m a simple guy. The only tools I use are the ones God gave me!joel

My girlfriend complains that my feet and hands are always too clammy and that they “feel disgusting” when I touch her. What can I do to keep my hands and feet dry (and my girlfriend happy)?
This happens to me sometimes. I carry a little tube of hand sanitizer. The alcohol it contains keeps my hands from sweating for a few hours. It’s not a permanent solution, just something to help you not gross out your girlfriend.

My boyfriend really wants to make a sex tape with me. I want to make him happy, but I’m nervous about how I’ll look on camera. Any tips on how to look sexy, but not slutty?
One, don’t look directly into the camera, it breaks the fourth wall. Two, avoid elaborate costumes or lingerie, it just makes it more difficult when you eventually get undressed. Three, don’t worry about being sexy. Just pretend the camera isn’t there and enjoy yourself.

My mother loves to flaunt her much younger boyfriend to my entire family. I think it’s ridiculous for my forty-five-year-old mother to date someone as old as her son. How can I tell her she looks foolish?
Like your mother, my older sister only dates younger men. She says it’s because men her own age aren’t interested in a successful, powerful woman. It might not be your mother’s rationale, but it’s just something to think about. If she’s happy, who cares what she looks like to others?

I have a ridiculously inconvenient crush on my boss. Is it smart to make a move?
I had an assistant ask me out once. Since we were colleagues, I respectfully declined. For the next two months, working together was very tense and uncomfortable, until she quit. My advice? Don’t do it. Keep this one as just a fantasy.

Cameron, 59
http://toeslayer-retifismandfetishism.blogspot.com/

Describe the perfect foot.
It’s difficult for me to say what perfect looks like; different people have different tastes. Feet are miraculous, small — almost insignificant — parts of the body, like effortless architecture. As a metaphor for femininity, the foot was depicted in Greek art as small and curved. Later the idealised Christian foot was curved with arches and long, straight toes. This body morphology is no different from today’s ideals of beauty, which rarely exist in nature.

My boyfriend really wants to make a sex tape with me. I want to make him happy, but I’m nervous about how I’ll look on camera. Any tips on how to look sexy, but not slutty?
Avoid elaborate costumes and keep the makeup to a minimum — no one’s turned on by a clown. Act naturally, and just enjoy the moment. Pretty soon, you’ll forget there’s even a camera in the room.cameron59

My mother loves to flaunt her much younger boyfriend to my entire family. I think it’s ridiculous for my forty-five-year-old mother to date someone as old as her son. How can I tell her she looks foolish?
Sex isn’t just for twentysomethings. Fortysomethings are fully entitled to have relationships — even with those twentysomethings. You might have your blinkers on because it’s such a close family member. My advice: tread lightly. Acrimony with one young man in her life might pull your mother closer to the other young man in her life.

I’m dating a guy who’s very sweet and very gentle — in and out of bed. I would prefer that he be a beast in the bedroom and a gentleman everywhere else. How can I encourage him to embrace his inner caveman?
Don’t be frightened to openly discuss your intimate preferences with your partner. You might be surprised at the difference it makes to your trusting relationship.

I had a one-night stand with a friend of a friend. Now she won’t leave me alone. How can I let her know she’s cool, but it was just sex?
I’m afraid to say it, but you need to be direct — tactful, but direct. Just explain your position and apologise to her if you gave her any reason to believe there was more to the relationship. Avoiding uncomfortable conversations like this one because you’re afraid you’re going to look like a jerk only makes you look like even more of a jerk!

What’s the best way to pick up a podiatrist?
Yellow Pages! It’s always difficult to generalise, but pods tend to be intorverted extroverts and take their job most seriously. So, if you’re looking to pick up a pod, make an appointment!