Lee, 26

How many trivia nights have you been to?
About a hundred. I've been coming here every week for two years. I've missed a couple, so maybe ninety-six.

Would you ever date someone who sucked at trivia?
My girlfriend doesn't suck at it — she's very good — but she hates it. Here, it's really hard to be good at everything but there are certain categories where I think, “God, I wish she were here." She doesn't like the culture of it. She thinks it's more male geek culture.

What kind of useless knowledge do you employ in the bedroom?
Movie quotes: “We're gonna need a bigger boat.”

What’s the best way to hit on someone at trivia night?
Same as at every other bar — except instead of buying them drinks, give them the free drinks that you won because you're so incredibly smart at useless trivia.

Is there such thing as a trivia groupie?
We're not that type of popular. If you're really good at trivia, you're probably really bad at the rest of your life. Knowing the names of Simpsons episodes never made you cool. In the right crowd it could still get you laid if you hung out with geeky girls, but it never made you cool. Sometimes you'd rather get laid than be cool, but...

Whenever I go out, guys ask for my number. I’m never interested in them, but I don’t know how to say no, and I'm either screening my calls or engaging in stupid texts for the next two weeks. How do I politely decline when a nice person asks for my number?
Oh, that's so easy. Play gay. I will be glad to help you out.

I need a gay friend with me at all times? Like a bodyguard?
I will be glad to help you out, that's is all I'm saying.

What's your preference for pubic hair? Shaved, waxed, natural?
No. If I wanted to date a small child, I would date a small child. Groomed.

I’ve been on five dates with a guy and we haven’t made it past second base. What’s wrong with him? What’s wrong with me?
We've ruled out religion/waiting until marriage? Absolutely nothing’s wrong. People are different. Maybe he's waiting for you to make the move.