Greg, 26

of Turkuaz

What's the sexiest way to hit on a sexy sax player?
Ooh. Well, first thing is come to the show. I dance a lot onstage, so if you're clearly eyeing me and I'm also dancing…

...you're almost dancing together. Got it. If the saxophone were a sex position, what would it look like?
I guess the 69 position is a little bit like it. You're curled up kind of funny, and you've got your mouth in some weird places.

Why are sax players better in bed?
Playing saxophone is all about precision, timing, and finesse with your fingers, mouth, and tongue. I've studied saxophone for years, and that's helped me, very nicely, on my quest.

How often do your sexy sax skills result in you having sexy sex? Any groupie stories?
They come around sometimes. I guess my most recent groupie story is, I was sitting in with a band, and I traveled up to Burlington, Vermont. They're an older group of guys who have a following. I definitely had a little fun on that trip. Right after the show this girl came up to me and started calling me "sexy sax man." If girls think saxophone is sexy, that's awesome. It didn't result in sex, but we had a good little make-out in the basement and green room in the club. I mean, the guys were egging me on.

I'm sleeping with a guy who always begs me to let him come on my chest. I'm totally not into it. How can we compromise?
I mean, how do you feel about come on your back?

Oh boy.
It's not as bad.

Why not?
It's not, like, in your face as much. It's a little less demeaning.

But that means we're doing it from behind. Is that not a little demeaning?
That's true, I hear that. But, some girls really like doggy-style, and you can always turn your head, or use a mirror. Sex in front of a mirror is very good, because then both partners can see exactly what's going on.

I concur. It's like watching porn while having sex. Next question: I'm kind of a homebody, and I really dislike the idea of meeting people in bars. But I do want to meet someone. Where do I go or how do I find suitable men?
I hear that. It's hard. Most of my life is at work or playing shows at bars, where you don't always meet the girls you actually want to hang out and get down with. Part of it is meeting friends of friends. You've got to have a guy friend out there who has got a few buddies hanging around somewhere. Throw a house party.

How do you feel about long-distance relationships?
If you can make it work, and it will make you happy and your partner happy, then yeah. It's hard. You've got to figure out how to get some phone sex going on.

Skype sex is better.
Get that camera on.

Commentarium (11 Comments)

Nov 01 11 - 1:00pm
Bery

I never thought about a sex position as "demeaning" to someone, if it feels good I say go for it, same with hair pulling, butt slapping, coming on a body area, etc.

Nov 01 11 - 1:56pm
lt

doggie style is demeaning? Someone is too young to be having sex.

Nov 02 11 - 4:10am
KC

Yeah, way to overthink a sexual position.

Nov 02 11 - 10:46am
xyz

Is there such a thing as 'too young' to be having sex?

Nov 13 11 - 5:41pm
AM

Yes

Nov 01 11 - 3:48pm
moops

Great, now I have Yakkety-Sax" stuck in my head

Nov 02 11 - 1:01am
a different rachel

yes let's dispense with doggy style being demeaning. hello!? it feels awwwwwesome to most chicas i've spoken with!

Nov 02 11 - 8:26pm
space cadet

i was hoping Kalmia Traver of Rubblebucket was one of the sax players interviewed for this bit. She's the sexiest of them all!

Nov 13 11 - 5:41pm
AM

These people were great--funnier than most, but maybe not as informative.

Nov 20 11 - 9:12pm
Dorie

God, I feel like I suhold be takin notes! Great work

Nov 21 11 - 3:04pm
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