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Sex Advice From Street Vendors

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Ron, 38
Sells his original artwork on Broadway and Prince St., NYC

What’s the best reason to date a street vendor?

We’re very outgoing people, and adventurous — we’re artists! Me, I’m trying to make money to go to Japan, to travel.

What has being a street vendor taught you about dating?

Oh man. I meet a lot of beautiful women out here in the street. They think I’m a player — when I see a pretty face, I gotta say hello. They think I’m a player, but that’s the thing, I’m a shy guy. New York women have a force field around them, that’s what I believe. People from San Francisco are very open people. The women from San Francisco are very open-minded. But New York women have a force field around them. But they have to — they’re tough.ron

What’s the best way to pick up a street vendor?

Ask them to a movie, ask them on a date. Or when there’s harsh weather, you know, give them a tea or coffee. It melts our hearts, it really does.

What’s one good rule of thumb when it comes to foreplay?
Caressing the lady, yeah, and try to hit the right spots. Take your time, too. The longer the the better. [You can focus on the] neck, suck on the ear, the earlobe. And a lot of women like massages!

My boyfriend is pressuring me to move in with him, but I just don’t think it’s right at the moment. How can I tell him this without it being an insult?

Just tell him. Tell him, “Let’s take our time.” Just be upfront. She could use her job. Say, “I don’t have the money right now.” She should just use her head. Be smart.

I’ve been dating a guy for a few weeks, but he has two kids I haven’t met yet. How do I make sure I get on their good side when I do?

Just be real. Treat them nice, as if they’re yours. Take them to movies. Give them respect. Don’t avoid them, or treat them meanly. Treat them like they’re yours.

My girlfriend wants to try bringing another woman into the bedroom. I’m okay with the idea, but I don’t know the best way to find this other woman. Where should I look?

Wow. See I’ve never been in that situation before. I think that’s every man’s dream, but I’ve never been in that situation! Where should she look? Definitely not a website. I would say make sure that the extra person you bring into the bedroom is a friend, a close friend of yours or hers. Because you don’t know what’s out there, disease-wise. And of course use condoms. But still: make sure that person is a friend, that you know them.

Ryan, 29

What’s the best reason to date a street vendor?
I don’t know if there is a good reason to date a street vendor. We pretty much work all the time.

What has being a street vendor taught you about dating?

Never date a customer. It just blurs the lines — you really don’t want to go there.

What’s the best way to pick up a street vendor?

Buy something!
ryan
I met a guy I’m really into recently. We have great chemistry, but the more I find out about him, the more he seems like a clone of my ex. Should I be worried about this?
That really depends on your ex. If it was a bad ex, then yeah, you should run away. If the breakup was amicable, then it’s okay. Maybe you have a type. Maybe you’re just finding a slightly better fit.

What’s one good rule of thumb when it comes to foreplay?

Try to make the other person happy. And patience. I think most men probably forget patience.

I’ve been dating a guy for a few weeks, but he has two kids I haven’t met yet. How do I make sure I get on their good side when I do?
As someone who’s dating a girl who has a son, just try to remember what it was like to be a kid, and try not to talk down to them. Don’t talk to them like children; talk to them like people.
My ex wants to meet up for coffee to catch up, but I’m not sure. How can I guarantee that it won’t turn into a night of bad decisions?
Make sure your ex hasn’t just broken up with somebody, because that’s usually what that’s about. Try to remember why they’re your ex, why it ended!

Brady, 23
www.CalexicoCart.com

What’s the best reason to date a street vendor?
We’re good cooks!

What has being a street vendor taught you about dating?
Sadly, there are no girls in street vending.

What’s the best way to pick up a street vendor?
Offer us free beer. Definitely.

What’s the best tool of the trade to bring into the bedroom?
Knife skills. [Not bringing in the actual knives, but] you can be really rough, and get down and dirty. Plus, being a street vendor teaches you how to work with your hands.

What can you tell about a potential girlfriend from their choice of street food?
If they’re eating from us, then they’ve got good taste.brady

I met a guy I’m really into recently. We have great chemistry, but the more I find out about him, the more he seems like a clone of my ex. Should I be worried?
Yes! Why would you want to date somebody that is just like your ex? It just seems like you’re going down the same path.

What’s one good rule of thumb when it comes to foreplay?
Guys always go down first.

I’ve been dating a guy for a few weeks, but he has two kids I haven’t met yet. How do I make sure I get on their good side when I do?
Lots of candy. Skittles, Starburst, Sour Patch Kids. And video games.

What’s the hottest kind of food to bring into the bedroom — or is it not a good idea?
It’s not a good idea, ever. It’s too messy. Well…maybe whipped cream. Or ice cream. Or fudge.