Ibrahim, 37

How can a man be more chivalrous to a woman?
Open the car door, try not to cuss. Things like this.

What's the trick to getting a girl into anal?
Trick? There is no trick.

Oh, come on, you know how some girls can be reluctant to "try new things".
Simplicity itself. You have to seduce her. You have to have an understanding of what she wants and what she needs from a lover. You have to establish what her desires are. So you could base your strategy on that, in fact, this is the basis for almost everything when it comes to women. You have to tap into her sexuality to a point where you will make her think that whatever you want her to do was actually her idea. Only then you must touch her hole and you will tell her to relax.

Is the recreational use of Viagra a good idea?
It's not. Because Viagra has side effects.

Like what?
Well side effects stem from the fact that it is not your energy. It is synthetic. Therefore I wouldn't advise anyone to use it. But if you are weak, you can go ahead and use Viagra, and it will benefit you. In this instance, it is not cheating. Because you are dealing with a medical problem. But if you are healthy, it is not advisable.

Where is the best place to have sex in public?
You mean private or public?

Um, public.
When the party is hot, you get me? Hot. Then it is fun to get sex. The same goes for nightclub, outside in the night on the park. You guys having some little picnic. And it is while you are having this picnic that you could stick it to her behind a tree or in the bushes and have fun, you know. It is very interesting.

Would you advise people to fool around in the back of the cab?
You know, about two years ago a couple tried to do that. I said that to continue, they would have to pay me $100. They said okay, but they didn't pay me. These cheap people, they make me annoyed. It's illegal to do that, first of all. If they really wanted to do that for the sake of craziness, then I should charge them, because it is my living. If I get caught with them like this in the cab, I'll get a ticket and it's going to cost me a lot of money, you see?

What advice would you give a woman for improving her oral sex technique?
Well, first of all, you have to try and see if she is good or not.

Go on.
Well if she is good then all you have to do is advise her a little more on your personal preferences. You know, I think it is safe to say that we all like it differently. Like variations on a theme. Well. . . let's make sure she had that theme first. If she has no idea then you really have to start from the bottom and tell her how it goes. You, know "this is how you do it," and you tell her the tricks. That is the best way to teach a lady.

A reader letter: I'm a guy in a relationship and I'm satisfied with having sex once a week but my girlfriend wants it every night and oral doesn't satisfy her. What can I do?
Did I hear correctly? That's a guy?

Yeah.
[shakes head and sighs] Wow. I suppose that he could fill this void partially by perhaps buying her flowers, appealing to her romantically, appealing to her spiritually, taking her to the park and the beach, telling her good stories. Although I imagine this man does not have many interesting ones. Keep her focus on how special he thinks she is. Make sure you win her heart. Therefore anytime you want things your way she will accept because you are making her feel like a princess. But you know, mon, princesses like to make love too! I'd suspect that this man has a deeply rooted problem and should seek counsel from a doctor or priest.

Wow. So how do you get two women into bed with you.
Well, I think you must be confident about what you are after when you approach two women. You have to say this: "Excuse me, ladies but I have to ask you a funny question. Have you ever wondered about sex with two girls and one guy?" If they say "no," you say how good it is for everybody. If you haven't done it yourself, you could lie and tell them that it is wonderful, and say, "I don't know if you ladies would like that, but you should try it." Perhaps the best way is to suggest one woman watch you do it to her friend. It is woman's nature to want to join in. You will motivate her to participate. Women are more competitive than any man.

What should never be said in the bedroom?
Well, don't mention any name but hers. But a man of your age should already know this.

What's the best technique for preventing premature ejaculation?
It's not to even think about ejaculation. It should be the furthest thing from your mind when engaging in love. When you have a woman in your hands, don't think about you, only her. You must put the emphasis on her enjoyment. Once it is fully out of your head, things will improve. If ejaculation comes too soon, then neither of you are satisfied.

Take it slow?
That's right.

A reader letter: My partner wants me to dress up during sex but I feel silly. I want to please him but have a hard time getting into it. Do you have any advice about how I could deal with this?
Well firstly, she's been with this person a long time, right?

Sure.
Well she knows the type of person that she is dealing with. She has to take notice of what she is wearing when he compliments her. If he never compliments her, well he has a lot to learn because woman needs compliments like a fish needs water. She should list all of these outfits that he compliments her about and what it is about them that he likes. If they all have something in common. Then she should buy a new outfit that has all of these elements to excite him. She will appeal to him and show him that she wants to turn him on and make him happy but avoid dressing like a nurse or a prostitute. Compromise.

I can't get over my ex. Especially the sex. I can't find better. We split up a long time ago, and I'm worried. What can I do?
Ah yes, I remember that girl. HA HA HA HA HA. The ball is very much in her court. Like I said before, she needs to find out what a man's desires are and base her tricks on these things. Then most men will rise to the occasion and reciprocate. But she has to take it slow, because when a man knows a woman like him a lot, that's when he try to play her.

I'm a man and I don't like receiving oral sex. Am I a freak?
Wow. Who are these people? I mean, I suppose there is nothing wrong with that. More for the rest of us!

I think that this guy feels strange telling girls that he doesn't like it. Because guys are supposed to love it.
He can keep it to himself, and when a woman does it to him he can pretend. Acting like he likes it but deep down inside, he doesn't.

Sure but I mean, sometimes the body can't lie like the tongue can, if you catch my drift.
Yes, but you can pretend.

I have a long-term girlfriend, but I can't stop masturbating. Should I feel guilty about that?
Yes. He has a problem, quite obviously. If you can't stop masturbating and you have a girlfriend, then my friend you need to see a doctor. Because it's a sickness man. If this girl she satisfy him to the max, let's assume, then he must seek help. These are some strange people.