Justin, a.k.a. Positive Kinetik, 34

vegan 4 yrs.

What should one eat to improve the taste of one's semen?
Organic vegetable protein sources.

Pubic hair — are there any shapes/configurations that should be avoided?
The shape of a dairy cow.

My friend's boyfriend really wants her to fool around with another woman and let him watch. She's not really into girls but wants to please him. What should she do?
She should have a shot of wheatgrass and do it.

How should a person suggest group sex?
Report to my living room immediately.

Tips for someone who wants to fulfill exhibitionist tendencies?

Go to a vintage store and get a '60s Inspector Clouseau trenchcoat. If you're sharp, you could show your stuff to hundreds in one evening.

I'm afraid I can't compete with my girlfriend's vibrator. Is there hope?
Get a nubbed, ribbed gourd.

Any words that should never be used to refer to the genitalia?
Tender sirloin.  n°

 

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Commentarium (12 Comments)

Sep 24 04 - 1:44pm
MR

ahem.

I mean how many vegans did you talk to and you didn't find a dyke? When you're interested in the full scoop, drop me a line. I've been vegan since 1994 and an HIV test counselor since 1993, so I've got this topic covered coming and going.

queergrrrlla@hotmail.com

Aug 29 12 - 7:09pm
Val

I'm just curious, what does being a dyke have to do with being vegan? You kind of sound arrogant. LAME!

Sep 24 04 - 4:44pm
am

ok, mister. So when are you going to ask these guys the version: "my girlfriend is interested in seeing me with another guy... I'm not really into it. What should I do?" It'd be interesting to see if the guys would still say "smoke a lot of pot and do it" and the girls would still say "don't do it if you don't want to" (I'm thinking guys would of course apply the double standard and say "dude, you shouldn't do it" and women would still say "well, you shouldn't do it if you don't want to"). Anyway, it's only fair to ask this question too. Thanks.

Sep 24 04 - 5:31pm
GOD

I love mock meat,if ya know what I mean.

Sep 24 04 - 10:16pm

MR,am and GOD what on earth are you talking about ?

Sep 28 04 - 6:54pm
sfl

i am a woman who is not all about oral sex. it does absolutely nothing for me. and don't tell me it's because i've "never had it done right," because every guy that's ever gone down on me has said that beforehand.

Sep 29 04 - 10:40pm
egg

that bald dude with the "aka" needs his head slapped. like one of the 3 stooges.
doofus.

Oct 02 04 - 1:55pm
ELM

That Justin is very annoying. Also the other one with his "people can change" superiority. As a vegetarian I have judged people or expected them to stop eating meat but I grew out of that by the time I was 14. Personal choice is, hmm, personal. I'm a woman who doesn't particularly care for oral sex too- we do exist. I much prefer fingers.

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Nov 05 11 - 6:24pm
NEEDTOKNOW

IS ORAL SEX OK BETWEEN VEGANS, OR WOULD THIS CONSTITUTE CONSUMING ANIMAL PRODUCE? ON THE MALE SIDE, WOMENS JUICES ARE OBVIOUSLY ASSOCIATED WITH THE EGG SIDE OF THINGS AND ON THE FEMALE SIDE, THE SPERM IS AN ACCTUAL LIVING ORGANISM. SO DOES THIS EQUAL CONSUMING ANIMAL PRODUCE? CAN ANYONE HELP?

Nov 14 11 - 11:43am
betty

you people so concerned with weather or not swallowing cum is vegan enough, are CrAzY~.. unless the person is dead and you are a necrophile, im pretty sure it would be consentual? loosen up tight ass!