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January 29, 2010
Brooke, 29
What's the best reason to date a World of Warcraft player?
If a girl finds herself dating a young World of Warcraft player, there's a strong chance she's got a few levels on him in the realm of love and sex. This will garner a ton of admiration and lots of in-game favors. Plus, she'll always have someone to quest with.
What has World of Warcraft taught you about dating?
A few polite words can go a long way. Also, people who spend a lot of time in front of the computer tend to have excellent imaginations — the brain is our most powerful sexual organ.
If you belong to the Alliance, and you date a member of the Horde, how do you keep the conflict contained to the game?
This kind of relationship is ill-advised. One will invariably attempt to convert the other, and while the two may try playing on one side, over time resentment can build to explosive pressure. They just do not mix.
My mom walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex on the living room couch. This was the first time she ever met my mom, and now she's too mortified to ever come back. How can I make this situation comfortable for everyone?
People fuck, and unless your mom is of the no-sex-before-marriage ilk, she's got to know that your sex life will not halt just because you're under her roof. Have an awkward laugh about it with mom, then appeal to this girl's sense of pride. Tell her that your parents will love her and that her many wonderful attributes will easily overshadow the incident.
I like watching porn during sex, but I've always been slow to introduce it in the bedroom because it might freak my date out. Should I be worrying about this so much, or should I go ahead and pop in a DVD?
Many girls like porn as much as guys do, but their tastes are a little different. For example, most girls I know don't get off on the scrotum close-up. Bring it up outside the bedroom, and if she's game, try finding a genre that's pleasing to you both. If she's indifferent, or worse, revolted, she might need some gentle coaxing via the soft-core variety.
There are tons of crazy photos of my girlfriend on Facebook of her from her college days, and it makes me really uncomfortable to see all those pictures out there. It sounds possessive, but I don't want them on the internet anymore. How do I deal with this?
Deal with this by getting over yourself! Her past is not yours and she is free to air as little or as much of it as she likes. Instead of obsessing over her crazy life before she met you, focus on making new memories together.
My girlfriend can't afford her apartment anymore and has to move back in with her parents. The distance could seriously harm our relationship. Asking her to move in makes sense financially, but I'm afraid it's too early. What do I do?
You have to decide which course of action is least likely to harm your relationship. Sometimes, a temporary absence can strengthen your commitment to one another. I don't think that the decision to live together should ever be done for financial reasons, but if you're fantasizing about a life with this girl, than you may just have to jump sooner than you thought.
Commentarium (48 Comments)
No one cares what attractive WoW players have to say about sex.
Brooke is wise beyond her year. I wish she was milady.
According to Brooke:"people who spend a lot of time in front of the computer tend to have excellent imaginations — the brain is our most powerful sexual organ" and also tend to have saggy fat asses and lack of the vigor required to fuck like imagination dictates.
Come on, everyone knows WoW players are not having sex ;P
i think Mike is hot! Loved this.
"Come on, everyone knows WoW players are not having sex ;P" Correct. They are having /sex.
I myself sometimes struggle to make ends meet and wonder if I have to re-locate, and how that will affect my own relationship. Its good to read some advice from a few peers and see that there are options that won't put too much strain on our relationships.
Janelle is quite the cutie! She has a fiance? Bummer.
I LAIK
This article is bullshit and Nerve.com paid ringers to fake it. I work in the video game industry and all the WoW players who fired up the game on their terminals during their lunch breaks, even the ones who go home to their WoW wives, are not people I'd trust with advice on my sex life.
Totally true about how someone's deep-seated vices come out during play. I dated a WoW player who had like 15 levels on me. Wouldn't even throw me a scrap to help out. He'd also buy high end electronics and charge the bills to his dad's company for himself (mice, joysticks, monitors, HDs) and would "forget" to get me anything.
Wait, so you wanted him to steal shit from his dad for YOU ? HAH!
I play WoW with my husband regularly. Not only is our sex life exciting, but I have lots of interesting and successful sex advice. Let's not pigeonhole WoW players. In fact, I'm a RL black female who WoWs 30+ hours a week. If nerve.com can ask barbers and hairdressers, they can ask WoW players.
every rule has an exception but when someone has the need to live in a ROLE PLAYING GAME thirty fleeting hours a week, theres a problem.
Fuckin tards, how do people not grow out of video games even a little...
@Joe
I can assure you I didn't get paid ;)
The guy who's worried about it being too soon might be worried because of the idea that there's a timeline when such things ought to be done and if one does not adhere to it something is wrong. I think this is an unfortunate state of affairs because all people and all relationships are different.
Interesting and Hot
Hahhah having /sex that's great
I read this just because I play WoW and honestly I liked it, and yes, my dear babies we all have sex
anyone else notice things starting to repeat after the second page?
@Joe
Just because you don't get any doesn't make it ok to hate on WoW players
I play WoW and dated 2 other WoW players...we had sex all the damn time and couldn't keep our hands off each other. There are also a lot of couples that play together.
Trust me there's nothing hotter than fitting in that quickie before raid time! >:)
all 3 of you? DAMN!
I came here looking for Chinese wow gold and this is what I find? Look I need 100,000 gold delivered to Malfurion server by tonight at 16:00 PST for a Raid, if you can sell for $9.00 or less per 1k, hit me up.
I agree with artcle .... dreamsky has best gold deal for buyers/sellers. You give girlfriend big gold you get best love. We offer 24 hr service, trade in game or use of auction system, garrantteed service 110%!
If your too busy making love, practicing love, talking or chatting about love advice then how are you gonna win season 9 PVP gear?
Fast answer: You can't because you will never be leet. Ever period.
Go ahead and type /loveadvice, but in WG I will own you with my one shot fireball, I crit at at 85% at 9.9k dmg with no buffs. Divorced wife, gave away dog. Sometimes you have to sacrifice what you love for power.
WTF Mike, a WoW player can't forget someone's birthday. I've seen a guy show up to raid who forgot it was his OWN birthday until someone pointed it out.
"Sometimes you have to sacrifice what you love for power."
I agree completely. Who needs love and sex, when those things fade? Power is eternal.
And that Mike dude is hot. Give me a smart dude with a beard any day.
...I think my two comments just contradicted each other... except my first comment was completely sarcastic.
Sex Advice From World of Warcraft Players
HAHAHA
Stuppid article.. everyone has sex so also wow players.. whats so special about them having sex? wow offers various exciting new positions? :D
wow realy SEX!
I MEAN WHY SEX OH KISSING
ROFL... oh teh funny... I don't know what's making me laugh harder: The general concept of this article, or l33tskills' comment.
These individuals do not resemble the WOW players I have met IRL in any fashion whatsoever. I mean really. I didn't see a single pile of empty pizza boxes or Mountain Dew 2 liters anywhere!
Well said punk!
ok..for everyone who thinks WoW players are all fat over-weight losers who never get laid. Go take a quick look at some stats. Nerds not only make better lovers, but we have more sex and more relationships on average. and i mean in person, not over the internet.
in closing.. FOR THE HOARD!
my boyfriend and i are both in the horde. he got me to play wow a few years back and its been awesome. we connect in so many levels now that we're both lvl 80 clothies and after a good raid run, we have really good adrenaline fueled sex.
just make sure you turn off your vent cuz you dont want your other party members eavesdrop on your private moment O.O
lol and its really awesome when he gives me presents like on noblegarden, when i was still lvl 40 ish. he took me to nagrand to a place with a great view and we both got the blushing bride achievement and he got me flowers from dalaran. later that night he came over and we had some mind blowin sex. woohoo.
hahahaha LOLOLOLOLOLOL nob le garden...
agreed, jump in to bed in combat stance! I am a soldier, and a lot of us play WoW believe it or not, and we are for the most part in great shape(cant speak for all soldiers) Now if only I could get out of afghanistan(deployed) and meet a female who is interested in gaming. I know they must exist! LoLz
wow players dont have sex? not true lol stop stereotyping! just because i play wow does not mean im a geek lol i like playing wow cuz its a good place to unwind after a hard day at work.
Hey there :)
Which is the greatest and most played mmorpg and also rpg games of the year 2010 and may be played for 2011?
If it is possible inform me total number of people play in mmorpg's as well as in case of rpg's tell methe system specification and a few web-site where there is ratings of these games may be specified(same goes for mmorpg to).
Thanks !
the very sad thing is that many have made fun of WoW players and say we dont have sex. the sader thing is they must have less time than us off of the computer because they take the time to stalk us and read our articles just to talk shit to us. so who is worse??? the one who likes a relaxation from real life or the idiot who doesnt understand it and spends all their time in envy of us?
Ho ho, who wuodla thunk it, right?
When I clicked this link, I was expecting a blank page that said only:
"no."
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