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September 3, 2010
Jaimee, 23
Why are young Republicans better in bed?
We aren’t “wishy washy.” We have no problem telling you when, where, and how we want it. We like to be bossy.
I consider myself extremely right-wing. But this girl I have a crush on is a huge leftist. I want to go for it, but am afraid that personal politics will eventually lead to bedroom politics. What do you think?
You have to agree to disagree. All relationships should be give and take. Never try to persuade someone into believing what you believe – that will never work. But don’t take anything personally either.
Should there be age limits when it comes to dating?
Absolutely not. If you love the person and feel a real connection, then who cares if you’re forty dating a twenty-five-year old. Unless it’s illegal. That’s a different story.
I’m totally broke, and my lease is up in three weeks. My boyfriend of four months, who’s got plenty of money, suggested that I move in with him. Would it be wrong to accept his offer?
No way. Go for it! If you’re looking for a future husband and believe he could be the one, then give it a shot. It's better to find out now that you can't stand the way he hangs his towels or whatever, then to realize that one year into the marriage and you find yourself in couples’ counseling or on the verge of divorce because he can’t put the seat down.
Does the number of one’s sexual partners matter?
To me, yes. If you can count your partners without taking your socks off, that’s okay. But if you need to borrow your friend’s fingers and toes, well, you may want to go to a clinic.
This girl I’m hooking up with told me she wants to incorporate a little kink into our routine, via food. Any ideas?
I guess sweets are always good, like chocolate, whipped cream, and other desert toppings. But rule one: go buy the cheapest sheets you can find – this could get messy!
Commentarium (78 Comments)
Republicans are all about abstinence, so how do any of these people know anything about sex?
love it. Nerve interviewed a closet case (Scott, seriously. that dude's bracelet is at least bi-curious and his answer that male GOP are good sex and women are eh is full gay), someone who divorces over a towel rack (Jaimee, though I'm ok with her), and a butch lesbian communist virgin (Jason).
Number 1 is creeperiffic and Number 3 is totally whipped. If these are the only flavors republican men come in (and in my experience, they are) I'll gladly dtick to my lovely dems and independants
dtick meaning stick with their dick of course. Silly typos
Right wingers (in whatever country) just creep me out. i've got goosebumps, and not the good kind.
This was ... yawn.. boring. I like getting it on with conservative women- it's my way of sticking it to the man.
"punish that liberal pussy"
keep it classy, brohim
Nerve, what were you thinking?
I'm far from being a young republican, but I think Jason had some good insight - especially the last question about trying to have sex at different times of the day. It's true, sometimes people really are just too tired to bam chicka bam bam
88, that "bracelet" is for entry into a show.. I love it tho keep up the trash talk
Awesome. "Throw a wrench in the cogs?" Awesome.
"You will be dating a man (or woman) with upstanding moral fiber. " — Just like Larry Craig, Ted Haggard, Mark Sanford, and Alan Berlin. Yup, conservatives certainly are full of moral fiber....so much fiber it cleans all the morality out of their system.
No longer to wonder why the most righteously moral conservative Republicans get have the most embarrassing sex scandals. These people seem boring and repressed, and belong to a party that supports abstinence -- a good recipe for having to sneak around for sex. Yikes!
I read this article. Now i feel like i have a hangover.
All of the people on here saying these people are losers or making fun would be saying the complete opposite if the title said "Yound Democrats" instead of Republican. Get a life and stop letting an inconsequental label determine your opinion of somebody.
"Then you two are stuck together."
Um, it's called DIVORCE?
#1. The reason this article is about young Republicans and not young Democrats is that is the best way to get a rise out Nerve's readers.
#2. The major difference in how a young Democrat would have answered the question is that the Democrat would not have acknowledged that there is still a double standard for men and women
3. Young Democrats would have also been less likely to treat the opposite sex like a piece of meat to use.
Gross people.
For moral fiber, just turn to the best examples of "family values" in practice. Hint: they live in the White House.
This is such an uninspired pile of nonsense
@Ryan: I agree, people are too quick to judge. I think Nerve should put this same article up in a year and label it Sex Advice From Young Democrats and compare the responses. I bet they'll be a lot nicer.
Scott spoke his mind. Gotta respect him for that. He's joking about pounding the liberal pussy and marriage meaning your stuck together. Obviously. Get a sense of humor.
I seriously want to stab Scott is his smug little face. Republicans are shit.
I seriously want to stab Scott is his smug little face. Republicans are shit.
Jason is mentally retarded.
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What’s the best reason to date a young Republican?
You will be dating a man (or woman) with upstanding moral fiber. People of conservative backgrounds tend to be a bit more chivalrous, as well.
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If cheating on your wife while she's dying of cancer...or say, homosexually cheating on your wife with a dude you met in the bathroom....or hiring male prostitutes and smoking meth with them is what you consider "upstanding moral fiber" then yes...I guess Jason is right.
Ryan, you state: All of the people on here saying these people are losers or making fun would be saying the complete opposite if the title said "Yound Democrats" instead of Republican. You are correct. Because if they were young democrats, they wouldn't be asshole, boring Republicans.
@WTF Ummm... The cancer and cheating crack could be leveled at John Edwards, too. I don't think you can use "upstanding moral fiber" to sort out who's a Democrat and who's a Republican. There's hypocrites on both sides of the aisle.
@Martin - Right on brother. The rest of you - I love you anyway :)
"I’m not saying that it’s right, but that’s just how it is," said the beer-faced mongerer of double standards. Ugh, everything I hate about conservatism in a nutshell. (And how does he know his male contemporaries are better in bed?)
the phrase "getting my Rush Limbaugh on" instantly made bile rise to my mouth. getting through the rest of this article was impossible - but the comments are very entertaining!
@tdc ... hah, I felt the exact same way.
It's a joke to call yourself a republican anymore.
@tdc ... hah, I felt the exact same way.
It's a joke to call yourself a republican anymore.
Jason needs to stop trying to show off his vocabulary, it makes him look like a pompous prick.
You're a "pompous prick" if you know the English language? lol
meh, they sound more like single 20-somethings than Republicans or Democrats, except for occasional overt references to either party. More tempest in a teapot.
i am a nice girl looking for a nice man
Their answers are pretty meh, but these republicans are hottt!
@favorlove: WFT?
Scott was trying too hard to sound like the asshole frat boy that people stereotype Republicans as. It might have been a clever performance piece, but I wouldn't want to sit next to him at that rock show, just in case. Jason seemed kind of adorable in a squishy little intellectual way.
Gross.
I love seeing when confronted with reality, all the liberal freaks of the GLBTQQ crowd get their inverted panties in a bunch. Maybe it's your fake package rubbing you the wrong way! LOL. Dumocrats are self-centered narcissists focused on "finding themselves" and could give a crap about their partner, unless their partner is an illegal, queer, islamic, disabled midget of color on their sixth year of soaking up public assistance.
@LOL@Dumocrats Please for the love of god run for public office! You're a fine example or your party sir.
Side note: Neither of the last two actually addressed the fundamental issue in the broke-move-in-with-bf question.
Honestly, the only party-prompted assertions were those of chivalry/moral fiber, who's better in bed, and the wishy-washy jab--all of which cannot be accounted for in a blanket statement based on political positioning. Y'all are upset over nothing and you know 3 young democrats would've made the same dumb mistakes.
Scott wins for implicating himself in male-male sexual endeavors while simultaneously throwing gendered double standards left and right.
most of you writing here are so closed-minded. open your eyes and your minds. people are people. not every republican is an asshole, just like not every democrat is a kind person. all of them said that having different political opinions is no deal-breaker when it comes to forming a relationship; why are most of you so closed off to having differing opinions with your partner? personal politics does not a man or woman make...
Repubs like sex as much as anybody, especially the young ones. What you guys are thinking of are neo-conservatives, those who would use the powers of gov't to control everyone into obeying their idea of morality.
I like how both the guys are blatantly sexist.
Personally, I prefer universal politeness to the condescending chivalry that is born out of a sense of gender superiority.
More like sex advice from 3 unattractive, moronic, douchebaggy muldoons.
So I'm a republican. Big whoop wanna fight about it?
Lmao. Scott, where is YOUR moral fiber?
"All of the people on here saying these people are losers or making fun would be saying the complete opposite if the title said "Yound Democrats" instead of Republican" — no, we'd be making fun of them for being wishy-washy pussies.
Maybe republicans need to have their own country somewhere...We'd all be better off.
Maybe democrats need to be more gracious and accept the fact that in an actual democracy, all people should have the freedom to hold a unique opinion. There is NO such thing as, "the right perspective". By the by, these folks sound really cool. I should disclose that I'm a straight woman with centrist-left leanings, and my best lovers have been conservatives. The lively political discussions made it even hotter. And lest we forget, the left/democrats used to represent the blue-collar/working class, whereas now it represents the so-called educated upper-middle class. Stop hating on good people - it's not an ideological war.
By "a man (or woman) with upstanding moral fiber", I take it you think that organizing to legally inflict one's personal opinions onto others whose actions don't affect you one way or the other is a strong moral value. Well, duh, since the Republicans cultivate their political clout from the christian pulpit, also historically infamous for imposing their opinions onto others, often at the point of a sword or the end of a gun, it all makes a lot of sense.
It's a real shame that so many people have this extremely twisted concept of what "moral" means.
One of my wildest sexcapades was with a sexy 32 yr old Bush Jr supporter. After much foreplay in her apartment on a second floor facing a walkway, she stripped down to her thong and stilettos and ordered me to strip too and then ordered me to playfully spank her on the porch as she leaned forward gripping the railing. This after four or five drinks she was ready for fun....she wore a ponytail for me to pull gently as I spanked her. I am not an exhibitionist so I was paronoid about us being seen from below. We really got it on as she loves doggy style noisy screwing. Nobody came along, thankfully, although she wanted some poor guy to see us screwing like crazy.
"You will be dating a man (or woman) with upstanding moral fiber."
Umm yeah because they're against gay marriage even though most of them are closeted gays. Republicans are obsessed with homosexuality and the entire "do as I say, not as I do" thing. Republicans are extremely ideological rather than practical. And to be fair Democrats tend to be on the wimpy side.
Read Hegel. If one pushes liberalism and the opposite point of view to the limit, you will end up in the same place.
If that is bed, so be it!
I reckon if Conservatives like Jaimee can drive green tractors, then there's hope for us feeding the world yet.
As a gay guy, I'm actually finding *more* support from Republicans lately than Democrats. The two most anti-gay laws ever--DOMA and DADT--were signed into law by Democratic presidents, and now another Democratic president is fighting to keep them while pretending that he "doesn't really" want to keep them. Meanwhile, the Log Cabin Repubs are fighting a court battle AGAINST the Democratic president re DADT. I certainly think Republicans such as Michael Bloomberg are far better friends of the gay community than Democrats such as Bill Clinton.
"Well, at least the men are." -- says Scott. Congratulations on your coming out Scott, it must be a tough decision for a young republican.
Rudolf, you idiot.
Stop it right now!
Jaimee’s hot and I would do her any time and any place. But Scott had the best answer to how to do a leftie. Punish that left wing pussy and make it beg to turn right.
Or just start off with Jaimee, or any other right wing woman, and have great sex with a real woman. Lefties are too busy trying to be all politically correct to be any good in bed.
nice, you wrote a excellent one.
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