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Sex Advice From Topher Grace

Sex Advice From Topher Grace

Q: “When was the first time you had sex?” A: “I feel like if this movie comes out and does well, I might finally cross that threshold. Fingers crossed.”
Sex Advice From Pro-Choice Protesters

Sex Advice From Pro-Choice Protesters

Q: Why are pro-choice women better in bed? A: We go wild, because we’re protected!
Sex Advice From Yoga Teachers

Sex Advice From Yoga Teachers

Q: “What’s the best yoga position to use during sex?” A: “Utkatasana. Though I usually call it the coat hanger.”
Sex Advice From Halo Players

Sex Advice From Halo Players

Q. In Halo marathons, do you ever forgo personal hygiene? A: It’s important to keep fresh so your game stays that way too.
Sex Advice from Swing Dancers

Sex Advice from Swing Dancers

Q: “Are dancers better in bed?” A: “Strong core muscles, knowledge of how to move their hips, plenty of endurance. Hell, yes.”
Sex Advice From Guys with Handlebar Mustaches

Sex Advice From Guys with Handlebar Mustaches

Q: How does your mustache give you a competitive edge? A: I'm like a modern day Magnum P.I. Who can say no to Tom Selleck?
Sex Advice From Chefs

Sex Advice From Chefs

Q: What’s the best way to get in a chef's pants? A: Sequester him in the walk-in fridge. Booze helps.
Sex Advice From Computer Hackers

Sex Advice From Computer Hackers

Q: “Sometimes I have very ‘intimate’ videochats. Can someone hack that?” A: “Short answer: yes. Long answer: Hell yes.”
Sex Advice From People Riding the Subway in Their Underwear

Sex Advice From People Riding the Subway in Their Underwear

Q: What's the proper etiquette for hitting on someone whose pants are already off? A: Half the work’s already been done for you.
Sex Advice From Flight Attendants

Sex Advice From Flight Attendants

Q: What are some tips for joining the mile-high club? A: Don't.
Sex Advice From Cosplayers


Sex Advice From Cosplayers


Q: Is it cool to hit on a cosplayer while he’s dressed up? A: Excuse me while I rummage through my suit of armor to give you my phone number.


Sex Advice From Computer Programmers

Sex Advice From Computer Programmers

Q: What’s the best reason to sleep with a programmer? A: If I had to choose one, I'd say 99.9% uptime.
Sex Advice From Pastry Chefs

Sex Advice From Pastry Chefs

Q: “What has baking taught you about sex?” A: “Give yourself more time than you think you'll need — for everything.”
Sex Advice From Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Sex Advice From Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Q: What’s the best reason to date a giant milkshake? A: Telling your friends you had sex with the largest milkshake on television. Instant respect!
Sex Advice From Ballet Dancers

Sex Advice From Ballet Dancers

Q: What’s the best way to pick up a ballet dancer? A: Lift close to your body, feet shoulder-width apart, and keep your back straight.
Sex Advice From Turkey Farmers

Sex Advice From Turkey Farmers

Q: What can turkeys teach humans about pleasuring their partners? A: Absolutely nothing.
Sex Advice From Poets

Sex Advice From Poets

Q: The guy I like showed me his poetry, and it’s terrible! What do I do? A: Get out while you still can.
Sex Advice From Quidditch World Cup Players

Sex Advice From Quidditch World Cup Players

Q: What quidditch term sounds most like sexual innuendo? A: Probably "snatch the snitch."
Sex Advice From The Big Lebowski  Fest

Sex Advice From The Big Lebowski Fest

Q: What has The Dude taught you about sex? A: That long-haired, average-looking men can still have a good time and get laid.
Sex Advice From Matt and Kim

Sex Advice From Matt and Kim

The dance-punk duo's Matt Johnson on getting naked in Times Square, prickly leg hair, and why talking about sex is overrated.