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Ron Swanson's Greatest Sex Advice

Ron Swanson's Greatest Sex Advice

Parks and Recreation's fan favorite on divorce, strippers, and the proper way to burn an ex-wife effigy.
Please Advise: My wife and I agreed not to have kids, and she's changed her mind.

Please Advise: My wife and I agreed not to have kids, and she's changed her mind.

She says the only thing she wants more than me is a child.
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My boyfriend's roommates know all too much about our sex life.
Sex Advice From Slutever

Sex Advice From Slutever

The sex blogger and VICE columnist on dealbreakers, skinny nerdy guys, and how her mom got into BDSM.
How to Make Love Like <em>Downton Abbey</em>'s Dowager Countess

How to Make Love Like Downton Abbey's Dowager Countess

Downton Abbey's beloved Lady Violet Grantham on marriage, relationships, and womanhood.
Sex Advice From NOFX

Sex Advice From NOFX

The venerable Fat Mike on punk homophobia, his first sexual experience, and the value of good listening.
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The guy I've been seeing is super hot-and-cold with me. Am I just supposed to wait around for him to make up his mind?
Sex Advice from Republican Activists

Sex Advice from Republican Activists

Q: Are you a bush supporter? A: The French are into hairy women, so it's got to be wrong.
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I've started doing hostile things to women. What's wrong with me?
Sex Advice From Ari Graynor

Sex Advice From Ari Graynor

The star of For a Good Time, Call... on phone sex, growing up as a fat kid, and working construction.
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Is it better to long-distance love and lose than to never long-distance love at all?
Sex Advice From Bike Messengers

Sex Advice From Bike Messengers

Q: What has being a bike messenger taught you about sex? A. "Pedaling faster is not always the answer."
Sex Advice From Ira Glass and Mike Birbiglia

Sex Advice From Ira Glass and Mike Birbiglia

The men behind Sleepwalk With Me and This American Life on love, infidelity, and Terry Gross.
17 Shades of Stupid: <em>Cosmo</em>'s Worst BDSM Tips

17 Shades of Stupid: Cosmo's Worst BDSM Tips

Our inner goddess finds this absurd.
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I survived an emotional collapse, only to have my boyfriend call me fat. Was I right to break up with him?
Sex Advice From Amy Schumer

Sex Advice From Amy Schumer

Unfiltered advice from the woman who made Charlie Sheen blush.
Sex Advice From Doug Benson

Sex Advice From Doug Benson

The Super High Me star and stand-up comic on performing while high, dating while high, and... well, being high comes up a lot.
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The fights my boyfriend and I have are really vicious. Is this normal?
Nerve's Position of the Day: Dumpster Diving

Nerve's Position of the Day: Dumpster Diving

A frugal position for troubled economic times.
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My boyfriend's a great partner, but I'm worried he doesn't make enough money to support me.