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This Guy Mapped Out the Entire ‘Kill Bill’ Timeline So You Don’t Have To

"Chronology is for dweebs." – Quentin Tarantino Quentin Tarantino has pretty much cemented himself as an all-star …

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Mommy Pole Dancers Show Us All How It’s Done

When I say all, I mean all. Strippers have been called many things: artists, dancers, feminists, and now, perhaps, "Mommy.&qu…

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This Fantasy Series, and Resulting Sex Cult, Is Way More Upsetting Than Anything You’ve Ever Read

A book series that became a full time relationship. Sure, watching Harry forced to write with a blood quill by Umbridge isn&#…

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10 Reasons ‘Downton Abbey’ Is Sexier than the Soft Cut Porn Parody

Nobles behaving badly.  Perhaps the most elaborate April Fool's Day trick ever, seeing as it was actually made, Down on A…

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Every Single ‘Game of Thrones’ Death Ranked

'Frey Soldier 1' never saw it coming.  In a series as bloodthirsty, blood-filled, and unsentimental as Game of Throne…

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These Delightful Drawings Show Us What We Can Learn From Animal Sex

We ain't nothing but mammals.  Thanks to this set of simple, expressive drawings, we can all finally understand how …

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Hawaii Is Defending Letting Cops Sleep with Prostitutes on the Job

An old law is thankfully falling on hard times.  In Hawaii, undercover police officers are permitted to sleep with prostitute…

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The Dowager Countess Reacts to the ‘Downton Abbey’ Porn Parody Trailer

Thoughts from the only Crawley that really matters. If you've ever seen Downton Abbey, you know that earls, heirs, and daughte…

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The 10 Most Iconic Pies in Pop Culture

Happy Pi(e) Day! It's once again March 14th. That means you've got three days to hydrate before St. Patty's and one da…

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Your Grandmother Just Heard ‘Drunk in Love’ and Is Very Disappointed

"I don't like those lyrics at all." Worldstar Hip Hop took a break from posting videos of public fights to bring us …

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5 Inspirational Things You Can Learn from Watching Porn

Life lessons hide in the best places.    1. Learn to be adaptable and open to change. Source Adaptability is the key to …

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Vladimir Putin Butt Plug Promises All the Pleasure of Russia’s Beloved Leader

Sandstone sex toys as soft as Vladimir's heart.  A "political sculptor" and our newest hero, Fernando Sosa is s…

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All the Sexy Guys and Gals from the New ‘300’

Leather briefs never go out of style.  For a lot of us (okay, maybe just me) the 2006 film 300 was a sort of sexual awakening…

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10 Oscar Traditions that Need to Die

We've had just about enough, Academy.  Every year, Hollywood's elite swarm together to tell each other just how prett…

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Why ‘Ultimate Gay Fighter’ Is a Bad Step in the Right Direction for Video Games

A tacky beginning is still a beginning.  Geek culture has long been a sort of hideaway, if not a supportive structure, for me…

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The Complete History of Condoms in One Amazing Lo-Fi Video

This guy's parents probably had to work that night.  Condoms are the tits. Well, they're the thin (most-times) latex …

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How Eva Gabor Sold the World on Twister, the World’s Sexiest Board Game

Our middle school selves thank her.  Think back: It's a Saturday night at your first boy-girl party. Sure, it's super…

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Oscar Losers Will Walk Away With New, Sensitive Vaginas

So much for a "boobie" prize. On March 2nd, while the rest of us are performing sacrifices to the weather gods in hopes …

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Electric Condoms Are Either Amazing or Terrifying

"It's electrifying!" No, but really, it's probably safe. Already proving they're the thought-leaders of tomo…

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S&M May Very Well Get You High

Whips and chains excite me, indeed. S&M is a long-standing sexual practice that still remains a bit hush-hush, depending on wh…

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