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Molly Fitzpatrick

If you want sex, dating, and relationship advice from a woman who once vacuumed her own foot, you've come to the right place. Other areas of expertise include New Jersey, cheeseburgers, old Hollywood, and tragicomic sports bloopers.

The Sex Scenes from Season 2 of ‘House of Cards’ (Including THAT One) NSFW

Sure, House of Cards is a razor-sharp political thriller, but it also features a lot (a lot) of sex.

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I Didn’t Get an Amtrak Residency, So I Tried an MTA Residency Instead

I rode the F train from its first stop in Jamaica to its last, Coney Island.

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Here’s ‘Kill Bill’ Reimagined As an 8-Bit Video Game

Game over.

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How Can Chewing Gum Be Sexy When Gum Itself Is Really Gross?

Do you spit or swallow?

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10 Times Comedians Were the Best Part of Music Videos

Tony Hale stars opposite Kate Upton in the new Lady Antebellum video. Yes, please.

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Emoji stress

The Peculiar Etiquette of Emoji Mirroring

Monkey Emoji see, Monkey Emoji do.

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The First-Ever Robot Comedian Isn’t Funny So Much As He Is Deeply Disturbing

Don’t forget to tip your waitress.

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U.S. Patent Office Cancels Redskins Trademark Registration, Finally Acknowledges that They’re the Worst

This is big.

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A Complete, Kind of Depressing History of Fictional Female Presidents

Hail to the She-if.

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The Sex Lube Olympics Is Far Less Sexy Than It Sounds

But it does look pretty fun.

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‘LIFE’ Magazine Lowbrow Culture Chart Explains What the Kardashians and Snuggies of 1949 Were

The original Approval Matrix.

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Why TV Needs More Evil

On Fargo, Lorne Malvo (Billy Bob Thornton) isn’t an antihero. He’s a good old-fashioned villain.

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The Complete Guide to Getting Bill Murray to Crash Your Party

We analyzed his past misadventures to come up with nine ways to have your very own close encounter of the Bill kind.

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You Can Now Put Ryan Gosling’s Face on Your Panties

Hey girl.

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On the Seventh Anniversary of the ‘Sopranos’ Finale, Here Are 10 TV Antiheroes Who Wouldn’t Exist Without Tony

Don’t stop believing.

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6 Times Yankees Draft Pick Sean Carley Looked Exactly Like Kenny Powers

He’s destined for a memorable career.

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This Creative Wedding Guest Proves We’ve Been Doing Photo Booths Wrong This Entire Time

“I cracked the code.”

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Paris Bridge Collapses Under the Weight of Symbolic ‘Love Locks’

Quel dommage.

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These Right Here Are the 11 Best Donuts in America

A (minimally) scientific analysis.

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Even If You Don’t Care About Basketball, You Need to Care About the Spurs’ Tim Duncan

He’s the reason why everyone should watch the NBA Finals.

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