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Give Your Sweetheart a $40 Chocolate Mold of Your Anus and Other News

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  • Keanu Reeves  has always been a class act. He gave most of his Matrix millions to the special effects and make-up people back in the day and now this. Someone spotted Keanu giving up his seat to a woman on the subway. He is the anti-manspreader. Respect, dude.

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  • It’s finally happened. The Valentines Day gift to end all Valentines Day gifts. Edible Anus gives that person you have the big crush on a smooth Belgian chocolate in the shape of your amazing asshole. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

  • So much of TV would be better if no one was talking. The above video of Dr. Phil without dialogue is proof.
  • France is a crazy country with no values whatsoever. Case in point: they’ve given 50 Shades of Grey a PG-12 rating, meaning that it’s cool for teens to go an see it. France, we don’t care about the nudity, just please don’t subject your children to this shitty movie.

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  • Hate your job but too scared to quit? Maybe follow William Faulkner’s lead. He did ok for himself. Here’s his epic resignation letter from the post office:

October, 1924

As long as I live under the capitalistic system, I expect to have my life influenced by the demands of moneyed people. But I will be damned if I propose to be at the beck and call of every itinerant scoundrel who has two cents to invest in a postage stamp.

This, sir, is my resignation.

William Faulkner