Conscious uncoupling advocate and Goop.com employee Gwyneth Paltrow is now tweeting about her morning routines. Now we all like a nice healthy breakfast, Gwyneth has taken things to an extreme. Paltrow, a human lifestyle blog, says the best juice contains something called “sex dust.”
From the Telegraph UK:
How to make a Gwyneth Paltrow Smoothie
1 cup almond milk
1 tablespoon almond butter
1 teaspoon coconut oil
2 tablespoons vanilla mushroom protein powder
1 teaspoon maca
1 teaspoon ashwagandha
1 teaspoon ho shou wu
1 teaspoon cordyceps
1 teaspoon moon dust of choice: Action Dust to soothe overworked muscles, Beauty Dust for a glowy complexion and healthy hair, Brain Dust to combat mental fogginess, Goodnight Dust when sleep has been evasive, Sex Dust, for, you know, and Spirit Dust to get that extrasensory perception going.
pinch Himalayan sea salt
pinch vanilla powder (optional)
So what could this mysterious sex dust be?
Not sure we’re ready to know but thankfully twitter has some ideas:
‘Sex dust’ sounds like something you’d treat using nether-region-Head and Shoulders.
— AxeGrrl (@Axe_Grrl) March 14, 2016
Presumably “sex dust” is the stuff under the bed? No?
— Libby Purves (@lib_thinks) March 14, 2016
— Rebecca Jane Stokes (@beeswrite) February 20, 2016
Feeling quite queasy at the thought of Gwyneth Paltrow’s “sex dust” for breakfast. Let alone a “teaspoon of Macca”. https://t.co/1avSLq9oVn
— Hugo Rifkind (@hugorifkind) March 14, 2016