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Dating Can Get Ugly

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Callie Maggotbone

Site: OkSuccubus
Username: Callie_fornication

About Me
Half-human, half-demon and all woman. I love going out to eat, working my way up the corporate ladder, and casual sadism. I’ve been known to go a little baby-crazy sometimes, but don’t let that stop you from messaging me.

What I’m on the Site For
Anything that’ll piss my dad off. He’s always pushing me towards someone on the demon side of the fence, but he’s on his fifth wife, so what does he know? I guess I’m revealing some of my daddy issues here…or my lacrosse coach issues. I tend to get them crossed in my mind sometimes.

Turn Ons
Cruelty, madness, suffering. Oh, and reality television. If you can combine all that, I might show you my Three Hole.

Our First Date
We could go to Hell and window shop at Blood, Bath & Beyond.