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Dating Can Get Ugly

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Leonard Powers

Site: WDate
Username: Mr_Wizard

About Me
You’re only as old as you feel, and I don’t feel a day under 500. You might know my brother, Christ Angel, who… well, I guess the less I say about him, the better. I’ve been known to drink a little in my off time (and in my on time). I’ve had a lot of experiences in my life — I was worshipped as a god in Da Nang for a while. I work at the Department of Integration, which as far as a desk job goes, is pretty good, though I’m definitely happy the Wizard Guild has my back. Nothing like a union to protect incompetent workers… whoops, did I type that?

I’m on the Site For
Dating? Discreet romance? Whatever. To be honest, I’m actually kind of asexual at this point. Everything down there is kind of just for show. The wand still works though. Is that a euphemism? I don’t even know at this point.

What You Might Not Know About Me
I once spent some time locked in a man’s hotel addicted to spray paint. Beyond that, I’m an open book.

Our First Date
Anywhere I can get a drink. SoHo’s nice, but you’ve gotta watch out for land whales — they’re everywhere, and they do not maneuver well on cobblestones.