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August 17, 2010
“GOOD IN THE CLUTCH”
Series: Knight Rider
Pairing: Michael Knight/KITT
Submitted by: HornyOrca
Michael was driving KITT down the road. Or rather, KITT was driving while Michael held the steering wheel so he felt important. They had been on the road for nearly eight hours, headed to a small town in West Virginia to investigate a series of art heists. It had been a while since either of them had spoken. Suddenly, KITT’s anharmonic voice synthesizer broke the silence.
“Michael?”
“Yeah, KITT?”
“You want to fuck?”
Michael was unbuckling his seat belt before KITT even finished the question. “You got it, pal.”
From The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex by Kristin Schaal and Rich Blomquist, published by Chronicle Books.
Commentarium (14 Comments)
This smacks of "Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?"
Sooooooo creeped out by the ALF one. Ewwwww.
I'd HATE to imagine what the Donnie & Marie ones are like.
The Knight Rider one is brilliant. BRILLIANT!
Nothing sexier than two pruned older women scissoring. Nice work Kristen.
haha I love that opening line
Turbo boost! (Isn't that the solution for everything in Knight Rider anyway?)
Innocent little Dorothy Gale is lez? I suppose there's no place like ho.
Hahaha these are hillarious!
Schaal is a great writer!
How are Melmacian's hunger related tooral fixation of the opposite sex.
yaa, da turbo booster shud boost! haha!
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