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I Didn’t Get an Amtrak Residency, So I Tried an MTA Residency Instead

I rode the F train from its first stop in Jamaica to its last, Coney Island.

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Here Is Everything We Learned About Millennials This Week

An investigative report.

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U.S. Patent Office Cancels Redskins Trademark Registration, Finally Acknowledges that They’re the Worst

This is big.

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Sports

The Sex Lube Olympics Is Far Less Sexy Than It Sounds

But it does look pretty fun.

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Millennials

Here Is Everything We Learned About Millennials This Week

Surveying the literature.

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Couples

Paris Bridge Collapses Under the Weight of Symbolic ‘Love Locks’

Quel dommage.

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Here Is Everything We Learned About Millennials This Week

The way they live now.

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Features

Why You Should Never Get Stoned Alone (Or the Problem with Legalized Weed)

Welcome to being 17, Maureen Dowd.

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10 Landmark Covers That Put Time Magazine on the Right (and Wrong) Side of History

This week, Orange Is the New Black star Laverne Cox became the first transgender person to appear on the cover of Time. This is an…

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News

Dharun Ravi receives 30 day sentence in Tyler Clementi case

Well, here we are: Dharun Ravi has received thirty days in jail, three years probation, and 300 hours of community service from pr…

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It is officially as bad to be a recent college grad as your barista has been telling you

For the past few years, recent and soon-to-be college graduates have been forced to listen to a lot of bitching and moaning about …

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Rupert Murdoch deemed “not a fit person” to run Newscorp

Feigning total ignorance may have seemed like a reasonable tactic for Rupert Murdoch to take in the ongoing hearings about widespr…

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Misguided billionaire has plans to build the Titanic II

Apparently unfamiliar with the concept of "hubris" or "women and children into the lifeboats first," Australia…

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Eighteen-year-old waitress named “Britain’s Most Beautiful Face”

People recently named Beyonce their 2012 "Most Beautiful Woman" (burnishing their multicultural credentials followi…

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Apparently, teens love getting drunk on hand sanitizer now

Here are three things the media thinks it knows about teenagers: 1), they like to give and receive blowjobs. 2), They like to text…

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The Vatican is angry with U.S. nuns for support of “radical feminist themes”

It was bound to happen eventually: the Vatican is taking major steps to discipline saucy, out-of-control American nuns for focusin…

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Drinking at work is still popular, and nearing Mad Men levels

Getting blackout drunk at the office might sound like an old-timey work activity of a bygone era, but according to a new stud…

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Prom spending is now up to an average of $1,078, because people are crazy

Kids these days. They may be getting less pregnant, but they're also dropping outrageous sums on their magical evenings of car…

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24-year old wins Pulitzer Prize for exposing Penn State scandal

Now that everyone's in recovery from last night's premiere of the much-heralded HBO series Girls, directed and co-created …

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Texas hospital refuses to hire fat people, cites elderly people’s hatred of fatties

A Texas hospital is under fire for a new policy which requires potential employees to have a body mass index of under thirty-five….

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