"I'm wearing sexy underwear while talking to you online so that I feel confident enough to tell you that I'm into you."
0 CanRelate 0 CantRelate "How do I tell her that everytime I'm in her office I can visualize her vagina in my mouth?"
3 CanRelate 3 CantRelate "The primary difference between your wife and me? I actually LIKE your cock."
1 CanRelate 1 CantRelate "I'm wearing sexy underwear while talking to you online so that I feel confident enough to tell you that I'm into you."
0 CanRelate 0 CantRelate "yeah, what 03:21 said. Can relate x 1000"
3 CanRelate 1 CantRelate "I'm sorry I keep leading you on ... but, I tried being honest and it didn't work. I don't like you, I'm definitely not sleeping with you, and I meant everything I said about my ex."
5 CanRelate 0 CantRelate "you've turned my roommate into my personal therapist because I think and talk about you so much"
5 CanRelate 1 CantRelate "When I say I just want to hook up with you, it's only because you don't want a relationship right now. I'm so crazy about you that I'll take whatever I can get. Whatever feelings come after that couldn't be any worse than this."
11 CanRelate 0 CantRelate "Can we just fuck already?"
12 CanRelate 1 CantRelate "what i wouldnt give to have an actual crush on someone right now. like the kind i got in high school. is that really too much to ask?"
3 CanRelate 1 CantRelate "I had a crazy awesome sex dream about my ex-boyfriend's best friend. I really wish it had been about my ex instead, because then I'd be able to dismiss it. I know the sex wasn't that great and that a booty call would be a disaster. But with his best friend, I sit here and think "well, maybe...""
8 CanRelate 2 CantRelate "So, I stopped drinking because it started to get boring--and I was doing it too much. Not drinking, however, really limits your chances to get laid."
6 CanRelate 2 CantRelate "you are way too confident for your looks. damn it."
9 CanRelate 0 CantRelate "I miss you. I just want you and I get frustrated when you're not here. do you understand me?"
6 CanRelate 0 CantRelate "Let it die."
10 CanRelate 0 CantRelate "The saddest part of a broken heart isn't the ending, so much as the start- the tragedy starts from the very first spark: losing your mind for the sake of your heart."
6 CanRelate 3 CantRelate "I realize that I have been taken advantage of in every sexual relationship that I've had with a man, but it's only because I let it happen."
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