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"I prefer hands and fingers to oral any day. Perhaps it's because most of those who've gone down have all been of the "working on a tiny bump for 20 minutes" school of thought/technique. No thanks, fellas. Eat it like you like it or get good with your hands."

"5:53PM - Yes, selfish. We all have to do things we don't like. Oral is basically an expected thing nowadays, in both directions. You think that's a pleasant thing for us, to lay in front of you, head at a crazy angle, working on a tiny bump for 20 minutes? We do it because we want to please you. You need to be GGG (Good, Giving, and Game) in the bedroom, and you have the right to expect the same from your partner. If this is such a big deal to you, than woman-up and Just Say No to oral, in both directions. See how you like that."

"Selfish-Absolutely."

"5:52pm - Yes, I saw that msg, I meant to reference the time but forgot. It makes me think though, I guess I discount people if the spark isn't there initially, but I am open to learning more about someone and changing my mind if they turn out to be cool. (This girl is a case in point; no supermodel, but I love who I am when I'm around her.) I have my work cut out for me though overiding her predisposition to meatheads. :D"

"Selfish-Absolutely."

"I won't give my bf a blowjob because I just don't like it. I do not, however, have any problem with him going down on me. Selfish? Maybe."

"I won't give my bf a blowjob because I just don't like it. I do not, however, have any problem with him going down on me. Selfish? Maybe."

"5:46pm-Actually it was a response to the "Oh God, Oh God" girl's confession from 2:42p.m. Good points though."

"It's not just penis size; I've met the coolest chick evah, but because I don't bodybuild, the "spark" isn't there. In 10 years, when that beefcake guy has to spend 4 hours a day in the gym to keep looking good, she'll be second-fiddle to his gymrat addiction, and be unhappy. You know what? Fuck her. If she can't see what's in front of her, then she's not good enough for me. Go be with that guy; that type usually only wants the trophy-type girl, and that's not you. Good luck. [/soapbox]"

"2:42PM How about something like this- "You could be absolutely perfect in every other way, literally walk on water, healing lepers etc... But if your penis is below average size, I would still refuse to date you. Because I am really, really superficial.""

"I feel significantly better about myself when guys want to fuck me."

"I dreamt I had sex with the homeless person who was harassing you yesterday."

"Men and women are like toilets in a public bathroom: They're either taken or full of shit."

"I decided to let you go and focus on loving my wonderful boyfriend, but guess what: he's moving to Seattle. Now I'm back in the position I was in six months ago; trying to figure out you're worth the trouble."

"Oh God, oh God! You're so cute and so kind and you're so crazy about me. We kissed for HOURS and it was so damned hot. And now we finally have sex and I discover your dick is just ever-so slightly (but definitely) too small. And because you know it (and clearly you're embarrassed about it, though no one says anything - heaven forbid) you have difficulty keeping it hard enough to really do much of anything with it at all. What a nightmare! What do i tell you when we inevitably have to break up? Guys? Anyone? What do I say to him?"

"I'm too tired of your shit to care about you anymore."