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"I love when you send me dirty texts at work."

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"You make everyone think your such a nice guy. But after spending three months with you...I see that's just all fake. A nice guy would never do what you did to me."

"Wanted no-string sex and wound up taking care of stuff you left at my house when you left without saying when you'll be back to get it. Wanted to ditch it but ditched you instead. Sorry but being your mommy is not erotic."

"One of my first thoughts after hearing her boyfriend had died was that at least now she was single. I hate myself so much."

"@ November 22 2009, 02:36P - I hear this complaint a lot lately, and it confuses me. Personally, I love doing it and give more often than I receive."

"@1:17 sorry but no.a happy and fulfilled spouse doesn't cheat. Ur kidding ur self if u think otherwise. Unless there is an open marraige agreement."

"Last night I went home with a totally hot guy with an awesome body, smart and funny too...but all I could think about was my pudgy, asshole of an ex, and wished he knew where I was at that moment. Damn you!!"

"this doesn't seem fair, i go down on him, why hasn't he gone down on me yet?"

"You know that voice mail you left me this morning? The one you ended by saying, "I love you so much, honey"? I've already listened to it at least 10 times."

"Go on an' say whatever you want. I know just what I'm doing--ain't nobody can bring me down. Good luck wit' yo'self 'cause you gon' need it."

"I already knew how to give a great blowjob. I just needed to learn how to give *you* a great blowjob. I'm a quick learner."

"@11:02am Dude if I knew the answer I wouldn't be posting pathetic emo confessionals at 4 in the morning."

"@1:23: what's wrong with crisco? it works well!"

"12:56--wow. angry much? why waste your time/energy on someone you think is a narcissistic cunt? if the lucky lady in question can't tell you feel that way about her, narcissism is the least of her problems."

"You really do seem like a nice guy, but I found a can of Crisco under your bed. I don't want to know."

"my friend texted me and said there was a hot guy standing outside a bar near my house. i went there and we ended up fucking."

"You understand nothing."