November 9 2009, 01:35A
"Your public persona is so chirpy and sunny, yet in reality you're one of the most somber, brooding, miserable people I've ever met. On the surface you're so competent and in control, yet your finances are in complete shambles and you are buried under a mountain of debt that you will probably never escape. You try to come across as so independent and act like you're enjoying your single life, yet in reality it is painfully obvious that you're desperate for a man. You're 33 years old and you had a staged photo session so you could have cheesecake pictures of yourself for your Facebook profile. You're a phony, a complete fake. You fooled me for a while but before long I had the horrible realization that I was with a very sick person and that I was in serious trouble. It was the worst two years of my life. I am friends with every single one of my exes... but not you. Congratulations, you're easily the worst person I have ever dated."
