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"i think that tattoos are ridiculously trashy... i want another one though ;)"

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"The fact that you have to be a bit of an asshole for people to like and respect you seems to indicate that being assertive, recognizing other peoples' flaws, and not being obsessed with what everyone around you thinks all the time doesn't actually make you a bad person."

"Every time someone uses "soulmates" in a non-mocking way I get the urge to laugh hysterically. What are you, 12?"

"It made me feel so much better when, after we broke up, my friends finally told me all the things they hate about him. Turns out they never thought he was good enough for me...and now I see that's true."

"Once you go black you never go back."

"You put your family, your security blanket, before me. It ended."

"Spelling, now tattoos. It's ok to believe everyone should be educated, have standards, look after themselves, etc. But actually dismissing people who could be your soulmate, or at least a really great lay, just because of a fault most of the population has? Everyone has standards and wants a partner they can converse with, but you're now resorting to judging people solely on linguistic ability and appearance, and that's sad."

""i think that tattoos are ridiculously trashy... i want another one though ;)" That's not even a dating confession, Nerve. Slacking. Boo."

"I Facebook-stalked your new girlfriend (the one you're busy building your life around) and found out that she looks like me, dresses like me, and does the same things as me. But she's a lot needier and clingier, and totally emotionally immature. If that's what you were looking for, then I'm finally glad you broke up with me. I just wish I'd done it to you first."

">>i secretly yearn to date someone who would surprise me with a strap-on and tell me she wants to f*** me in the ass.<< just simply say it in your ad. and hope to get surprised with the other stuff that you usually put on your priority list - like them being smart, clean, cultured, arty, healthy, romantic..."

"Here's some advice, pal: if you want to make a better impression on a first date (there won't be a second), leave the 1) Superman ring; 2) 'hipster' necklace, and 3) beer-logo t-shirt at home. If you're wondering why the date only lasted 10 minutes, those are just three of the (many) reasons. What might pass at 18 doesn't work in your mid-30's. Pathetic."

"10 months without sex. How much longer can I really wait??!?!?!"

"I want you more than this. I want to live with you."

"Is everyone on here American? If you're British press I can relate, if not, press I can't relate :)"

"I wish Nerve had a way of linking to previous confessions that someone references (Hey, 9:59 - me too!). I'm too damn lazy to scroll back and forth to figure out the conversation, but I want to."

"given my ex, not to mention my horrible track record; I LIKE YOU SO MUCH, I'M TOO AFRAID TO KISS YOU."

"I'm in a good, committed relationship, so how come it kills me so much that I cannot leave her for you and see where we might end up?"