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If Barbie Had a Porn Career, She'd Be a Teacher

If Barbie Had a Porn Career, She'd Be a Teacher

When she's not babysitting, that is.
Artist Seamlessly Inserts Today's Celebrities into Vintage Ads

Artist Seamlessly Inserts Today's Celebrities into Vintage Ads

I'd buy it.
These Are the Most Artistic GIFs in the World, According to the Saatchi Gallery

These Are the Most Artistic GIFs in the World, According to the Saatchi Gallery

The influential gallery held a contest honoring artistic achievement in the internet's favorite image medium.
Why Watching HBO Sex Scenes with My Mom Was Good for Me

Why Watching HBO Sex Scenes with My Mom Was Good for Me

Funky spunk explained by mom.
'Fading Gigolo's John Turturro on Defying the Clichés around Sex Workers

'Fading Gigolo's John Turturro on Defying the Clichés around Sex Workers

"I think there are positive things about what sex workers do," he told The Guardian.
This New Play Will Make You Relive Your Entire Sex Life

This New Play Will Make You Relive Your Entire Sex Life

The second best way to spend two hours in the dark.
12 Naughty GIFs from the 'Game of Thrones' Epic Bisexual Sex Scene

12 Naughty GIFs from the 'Game of Thrones' Epic Bisexual Sex Scene

This will get you harder than Valyrian steel.
Powdered Alcohol May Completely Change the Way We Drink

Powdered Alcohol May Completely Change the Way We Drink

Sadly, it won't be called "Fun Dip."
This New App Is Just Like Tinder Except You Always Get Laid (for a Price)

This New App Is Just Like Tinder Except You Always Get Laid (for a Price)

The first and only start-up pimp.
Watch an Artist Give Birth to a Painting, By Which I Mean Squeeze Paint out of Her Vagina

Watch an Artist Give Birth to a Painting, By Which I Mean Squeeze Paint out of Her Vagina

The worst part of Swiss artist Milo Moire's piece is its title: 'PlopEgg Performance Painting.'
The 15 Greatest Stoner Movies Of All Time

The 15 Greatest Stoner Movies Of All Time

Whoa! Excellent!
LILFs: Links I'd Like To...

LILFs: Links I'd Like To...

This week: good movies made bad, and vice versa.
These 'Mad Men'-Inspired Cocktails Will Help You Drink Like It's the '60s

These 'Mad Men'-Inspired Cocktails Will Help You Drink Like It's the '60s

Drinking how Don Draper drinks isn't so good, but these delicious cocktail recipes manage to capture the fantasy of the '60s.
'Transcendence' and Johnny Depp Nanobots: Where Do You Draw a Line for Believability?

'Transcendence' and Johnny Depp Nanobots: Where Do You Draw a Line for Believability?

Believability is in the eye of the beholder.
What We Can Learn from the Men Who Raced to Be the First Penis in a Museum

What We Can Learn from the Men Who Raced to Be the First Penis in a Museum

"I have no use for my penis after I'm dead."
The Shocking Similarities Between Photos of Rappers and Pre-16th Century Art

The Shocking Similarities Between Photos of Rappers and Pre-16th Century Art

"Whatever is has already been," "time is a flat circle," etc.
Bankers Go 'The Full Monty' In Leaked Video

Bankers Go 'The Full Monty' In Leaked Video

London financiers pitch a (joke) sexy musical called 'Birthday Suits' for charity in this funny skit.
Watch Olivia Wilde Strip Naked in New Film, 'Third Person'

Watch Olivia Wilde Strip Naked in New Film, 'Third Person'

The full moon you've been searching for.
Praise the Lord, the 'Magic Mike' Sequel Is Coming Summer 2015

Praise the Lord, the 'Magic Mike' Sequel Is Coming Summer 2015

We live in a world where summer tent poles mean strippers.
Ranked: 'All That' Original Cast Members

Ranked: 'All That' Original Cast Members

20 years after it premiered, Nickelodeon's 'Lil SNL' remains a formative comedy experience for '90s kids.