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Amelia, the biopic of the famous aviator and Hilary Swank's latest bid for Oscar gold, comes to theaters this Friday. The story of this tough, fearless woman will be a welcome relief from the ubiquitous princess craze and dead-on-arrival romcoms like All About Steve. Some ladies want frills and bows — and good for them — but tomboys know how to make beating men at their own games look good. And while a lot of fictional tomboys have that "reveal" moment — when they let down their hair, put on some makeup and proclaim, "Hey, I can look like a pretty girl!" — we like them more in their dirty jeans, flannel shirts, and messy ponytails. "Sexy" may not be a word attached to tomboys often, but it certainly should be.


k10. Jewel Staite as Kaylee Frye, Firefly
If you missed sci-fi/western Firefly (and its movie spin-off, Serenity), you wouldn't be alone. But, as with most shows created by Joss Whedon, what Firefly lacked in ratings, it made up for with a fiercely loyal following that bemoaned how briefly they were able to know characters like Kaylee, the mechanic who could fix almost anything except her love life. River Tam may have had psychic powers and elite-assassin training, but we still think Kaylee is more kick-ass.


jo9. Nancy McKeon as Jo Polniaczek, The Facts of Life
Of all the girls on Facts of Life, few had an entrance as memorable as Jo's, when she pulled up to Eastland Academy on a motorcycle and introduced herself to the girly Blair as Gloria Vanderbilt. Jo didn't tolerate fools telling her that she wasn't feminine enough, and while she was a victim of unfortunate de-tomboyification as the series progressed, she eventually became a police officer, which seems like a smart move for a girl who wasn't afraid of a little confrontation.


lw8. Linda Cardellini as Lindsay Weir, Freaks and Geeks
A straight-A student with a thing for army jackets and flannel shirts, Lindsay Weir was one of the titular freaks, made up mostly of stoners who are now the cast of every Judd Apatow film. While she had female friends — like the geeky Millie and abrasive Kim — in truth she was just one of the guys, hanging out listening to Led Zeppelin and getting high. She may not have thrown around a ball or fixed cars, but tomboyism is a big tent and she can definitely fit in.


ep7. Ellen Page
You might hate Juno for its Diablo Codyisms, but it's hard to deny the talent and charm of the film's star. A self-identified tomboy, she spent her youth playing with action figures and climbing trees, while she's spent her adulthood getting Oscar nominations and learning how to do all her own roller-derby stunts in Drew Barrymore's Whip It — including a fall that would make your entire body hurt out of sympathy.


dc6. Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner, Roseanne
The sardonic and athletic inverse of perky older sister Becky, Darlene evolved from sports-loving to artsy over the course of the sitcom's life, but she never lost her brash attitude, more or less a necessity in her family. She delighted in gross-out humor and tormenting her siblings, and her main concern when she first started getting her period was whether or not she was going to start "throwing like a girl." (Which, considering this list, hardly seems like a bad thing.)

Commentarium (36 Comments)

Oct 22 09 - 1:24am
phineas q.

You forgot Maggie from Northern Exposure, she's the best.

Oct 22 09 - 7:42am
Hellen

Do you really find Jo from Facts and Sara Gilbert sexy? Seems like a HUGE stretch.

Oct 22 09 - 8:26am
Kayode Kendall

I haven't seen a single commercial for Amelia! I'm actually surprised to hear it's coming out this week. But yeah, they might as well just give Swank the Oscar now. For one, I can't think of any really good, Oscar-worthy female roles from this past year, and two, Swank's doing what she does best; playing the role of a woman trying to succeed at something traditionally dominated by males, and ultimately dying because of it:
*Boxing, suffers spinal injury, forces coach to euthanize her.

*Fuck women, shot and killed

*And now, Fly an airplane, gets lost in Bermuda Triangle, probably crashed and died. = Oscar Gold!

Oct 22 09 - 8:31am
Avenging Annie

Tatum O'Neal! Kristy McNicol!

Mar 26 11 - 7:38pm
peg lw

Heck ya! Tatum in her role in "Paper Moon" and Kristy as "Buddy" in T.V's "Family".'
Also was a fan of streetwise "Jo" from "The Facts of Life".Long live tomboys!

Oct 22 09 - 9:56am
LK

There's no accounting for taste, Hellen! And while I'm not sure about Jo, I actually had quite a crush on Sarah Gilbert during her Roseanne years.

Oct 22 09 - 10:12am
stephanerd

I'm with you on BSG's Starbuck. Definitely tomboy hot, and her ability to kick so much booty only makes her hotter.

Oct 22 09 - 2:51pm
richard

this is the worst list of any list ever, at no point do i agree with any of these names. These chicks werent even relevant past 1995. Is that when you wrote this? darlene?!?! darene? really? good day sir

Oct 22 09 - 2:52pm
richard

ok a fee were relevant past 1995 but you still suck

Oct 22 09 - 3:17pm
AD

I had a huge crush on Jo from facts. And Kristy McNichol, too for that matter

Oct 22 09 - 3:26pm
Lungfucius

Semra Turan in Fighter should be on this list.

Oct 22 09 - 3:36pm
jmh

Where's mrs. garrett?

Oct 22 09 - 4:07pm
CK

Oooh! Add Shosanna Dreyfus from Inglourious Basterds to the list.

Oct 22 09 - 6:57pm
cdc

I don't have a hard time denying Ellen Page's "talent" and "charm!"

Oct 22 09 - 8:52pm
CK

It's weird how #5-10 look so much alike, they could represent different women playing the same character.

Oct 22 09 - 9:07pm
Sumguy

I can't believe they left out Lori Petty of Tank Girl fame. You can't tell me she wasn't the sexiest psycho you've ever seen. Even if she was apparently into the inter-species thing...

Oct 22 09 - 9:36pm
missdoc

What about Gabriella Sabatini?

Oct 23 09 - 1:53am
ABT

Jo. *Sigh*

Oct 23 09 - 2:50am
joshua

first off her name was Watts and secondly she was not a mechanic, she hung out with Keith (eric Stoltz) who was a mechanic. It was never mentioned in the film what Watts did for a living...

Oct 23 09 - 5:04am
jack

No Kirsten Johnston from 3rd rock from the sun? She'd be my no 1!

Oct 23 09 - 6:13am
Alli

Unless you're female, Joan Jett is probably not going to take you home (although she will certainly drink you under the table no matter what you are.

Oct 23 09 - 12:01pm
greg

GINA CORANO ... HELLLLLLLLLLLLO

Oct 23 09 - 3:51pm
casey

where in the world is hilary swank?

Oct 24 09 - 2:00am
Marco

It's Linda Cardellini, not Cardinelli. yikes.

Oct 24 09 - 9:09am
Mike H

I'm sorry. Karen Allen in Raiders of the Lost Ark. #1. Period. #2 should be Kate Hepburn - way too many movies to count.

Oct 24 09 - 1:46pm
Lex

Cote de Pablo as Agent Ziva David on NCIS.

Oct 24 09 - 6:17pm
gobsmacked

Ripley from the first 'Alien' movie gets my vote

Oct 28 09 - 11:19am
snookssnooks

Where's Jodie Foster, the real-life Peppermint Patty? Just because she'd never go for us (M), doesn't mean we don't think she's hot.

Nov 02 09 - 6:29pm
Videoport Jones

YES! I still root for Mary Stuart Masterson at every (decreasing) opportunity. Sigh.

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Nov 16 09 - 10:05pm
mayhem

so on point with a few. like starbuck and joan jett. snook, thanks for reminding me how smokin jodie foster is. and can we add to the list all the "butch" or "stem" characters of the L word. Shane anyone?

May 19 10 - 3:08pm
Beowulf

I think they got the list exactly backwards.

Aug 22 10 - 1:32pm
Marky Mark

Totally in love with Sara Gilbert and Mary Stuart Masterson!

Oct 06 10 - 10:53am
Brian

How about Jessica Alba on Dark Angel? She kicked ass in that show!

Mar 17 11 - 8:26pm
Matt

Oh yes, Missdoc! Gabby Sabatini was oh-so-hot (even if she walked like a guy)!!

Mar 18 11 - 4:03pm
Harry

MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ

Nov 28 11 - 3:48pm
Mark

I have been in love with Mary Stuart Masterson fo years!

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