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Looking to celebrate the season and get in the mood? A Christmas Carol can be a little gloomy, and not everyone is turned on by the Tim Allen Christmas filmography. Use these scenes to help plan for a romantic date and stay warm and cozy on a frosty December night. You'll be roasting chestnuts on an open fire with that special someone in no time.

Buddy the Elf's Shower-Time Duet - Elf

Zooey Deschanel has one of the sultriest singing voices out there, and like everyone else, she sounds even better in the shower. With her siren song, she lures Will Ferrell's Buddy the Elf into the ladies' locker-room, trouble be damned. What man could resist that voice? The song choice — "Baby, It's Cold Outside" is one of the flirtiest pop standards ever — sweetens the steamy moment even more.


"A Kiss Can Be Deadlier If You Mean It" - Batman Returns

Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman epitomizes dangerous femininity. You too would ignore the ice-cold temperatures and rampant crime of Gotham City if those leather-clad hands and that tongue were running along your body. This scene is a good reminder that your best weapon for getting what you want this Christmas isn't a whip or a bat-a-rang... it's a sprig of mistletoe.

The Lamp - A Christmas Story

The only thing that can take little Ralphie's mind off of an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle is this award won by his old man. Unable to resist running his hands up and down the "soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window," Ralphie takes every chance he can to gaze at the work of art. If he gets any closer to it, he might shoot his eye out.

The Plastics' Winter Talent Show Performance - Mean Girls


Teenaged leather-clad Santas are an uncommon fetish, but the Plastics make you feel it, spotlighting a barely legal Lindsay Lohan at her sexual zenith. You can't take your eyes off of her, and you feel a little bit dirty about it. The performance is so alluring that no one in that auditorium can resist singing along (except for maybe LiLo's shocked father).

Commentarium (13 Comments)

Dec 17 09 - 11:07am
Matthew

Zooey Deschanel... shower... its too damn alluring.

Dec 17 09 - 11:19am
Winnie

sigh... that Jimmy Stewart. 60 years later and it still might be the hottest scene ever.

Dec 17 09 - 1:02pm
Miles

Michelle Pfeiffer in leather - the only gift I want this season.

Dec 17 09 - 3:30pm
deandb

Forget Christmas: that Stewart/Reed scene is one of the sexiest scenes ever filmed.

Dec 17 09 - 4:55pm
DanityK

First thing I thought of was Christmas Vacation.. pool scene

Dec 17 09 - 6:38pm
Ron Monkey

For me, it's a toss up between Christmas Vacation and Mean Girls. The Love Actually scene is just cool.

Dec 17 09 - 7:10pm
Jess

after having one hell of a night with a guy im crazy about, this put me in a even better mood- thanks

Dec 17 09 - 7:28pm
ON

MMMMMMMMMMMMM Jimmy Stewart

Dec 20 09 - 4:38pm
Bee's Knees

Yes, definitely the Jimmy Stewart/Donna Reed scene takes number one. It makes me warm every time.

Dec 23 09 - 5:28pm
Annie

Ditto on the Jimmy Stewart scene; my husband had never watched the entire movie so we watched the whole thing the other day and wow, that was one hot scene! I'd forgotten how powerful that was.

Jan 13 10 - 6:26pm
Holly

Okay, I need to rewatch Edward Scissorhands, there are clearly things I missed as a kid

Jimmy Stewart's sexiness is always such a surprise until scenes like this, or the one in Philadelphia story, and that makes it all so much hotter

Apr 09 10 - 9:29pm
isitornot

great stuff

Apr 14 10 - 8:28am
Minnie

Love Zooey Deschanel's new album! She & Him / Volume Two