The Ten Scariest Islands in Movie History

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Featuring sharks, dinosaurs, and the most dangerous game of all: muppets.
by Josh Kurp

There's no denying that islands are creepy. You're stranded on a small chunk of land, potentially hundreds of miles from civilization — and unless you're lucky enough to land on Cave Girl Island, you've got to worry about the other inhabitants. In Martin Scorsese's new movie, Shutter Island, Leonardo DiCaprio plays Teddy Daniels, a U.S. marshal looking for an escaped mental patient on a mysterious island. Eerie premise — but will it be enough to crack Nerve's list of the ten creepiest movie islands? (Don't look for Monster Island — it's more of a peninsula.)

10. Lord of the Flies Island

Not knowing the location of this island (it's never mentioned in the book or movie) is creepy enough, but when you factor in its ability to make adorable British children turn on each other, this is one place we'd rather not crash land — even with its abundance of conch shells.

9. Terminal Island

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After the death penalty is abolished, first-degree murderers are sent here to do whatever they'd like...except leave! It's like Escape from New York, but not. Scarier than the threat of death, though, is Tom Selleck's head and giant mustache perpetually floating above the island.

8. Amity Island

Only three letters away from Calamity Island. That Jaws was one clever shark.

7. Staten Island

Any island that's been home to both How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days and He Knows You're Alone creeps us out. Plus, there's this.

6. Zombi 2

Also known as Zombie, Island of the Living Dead, Zombie 2: The Dead Are Among Us, and Zombie Flesh-Eaters... well, you get the point. It's a movie about zombies on a remote island and there's a scene involving a zombie fighting a tiger shark underwater. We'd make a joke here, but we're too terrified.

Commentarium (20 Comments)

Feb 19 10 - 9:48am
Dan

Isla Nublar will always be my number one.

Feb 19 10 - 10:11am
feg

Staten Island is a great call

Feb 19 10 - 10:17am
Runyon

I'd have to agree with the muppets. After all, Tim Curry was on that island.

Feb 19 10 - 11:10am
christopher

too bad you can't/didn't include TV islands...the Lost island would have to be there, if only for Ben alone.

Feb 19 10 - 11:22am
Bernard

Muppet Treasure Island freaks me the heck out! "We've got Cabin Fever!"

Feb 19 10 - 1:52pm
M. Sugrue

My vote goes to "The Most Dangerous Game." Count Zaroff was cunning and creepy and psycho.

Feb 19 10 - 2:43pm
daniel

How the hell can 'Battle Royale' not be on here? A terrifying Japanese film in which students are forced to kill or be killed. When hormones are involved, you know it's going to be scary.

Feb 19 10 - 2:49pm
QZ

Captain Jack will get you high tonight
He'll take you to your special island

Feb 19 10 - 2:51pm
jampants

Ditto on Battle Royale, but also...Spider Island! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1hXshogyj8&feature=related

Otherwise, well played.

Feb 19 10 - 3:07pm
apocalypstick

WHAT ABOUT SUMMERSILE? FROM BOTH WICKER MAN FILMS? HOW'D IT GET BURNED? HOWD IT GET BURNED HOWD IT GET BURNED HOWD IT GET BUUURNED?????!!!??

Feb 19 10 - 4:16pm
Tumor

Apparently Jesus was crucified by a rock that looks like a skull....Why am I sharing this? I don't like Jesus. He doesn't go to my school.

Feb 19 10 - 10:40pm
Ray!

The first one I thought of, too, was "Wicker Man". That was an island of wrongness.

Feb 20 10 - 4:03pm
JK

My official statement regarding Wicker Man: My bad. It's a great movie (the Nicolas Cage version, that is) and has some of the best movie dialouge ever:

"Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey!"

"Step away from the bike!"

Feb 22 10 - 10:45pm
wc

battle royale really should be up. make another list...top 11

Feb 23 10 - 11:21am
RR

What about the isla de muerta?
Awesomley scary gold-hungry pirate skeletons?
wait- actually thats just badass

Feb 23 10 - 4:13pm
SeeingI

Good call with the Island of Lost Souls. Though it takes a while to get going, it ends up as one of the creepiest and most disturbing of the 1930s horror films. Laughton's performance is incredible and his grisly fate still gives me chills.

Feb 23 10 - 5:19pm
Wrongo

How could you leave off the Island of Dr. Moreau?

Feb 24 10 - 11:42pm
jc

the island of lost souls was based on the island of dr moreau!

ARE WE NOT MEN

I laughed at the Muppet Treasure Island inclusion

Feb 28 10 - 7:16pm
molly

missing: American Gothic (1987)

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