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October 6, 2010
Win Katherine Heigl in Ninety Minutes or Less: A Short Film
A no-fail guide to dating Hollywood's rom-com über-frau.
For a long time, we've been wondering how to make Katherine Heigl fall in love with us. (We know, we know.) So, we turned to her work (starting with this Friday's Life as We Know It), and learned the no-fail keys to Katherine Heigl's heart: be an asshole, and wait ninety minutes. Oh, and it's preferable if you're slightly unshaven.
Commentarium (24 Comments)
If you notice though, there are no true, sleazy bad boy assholes that ultimately capture Heigl's heart, she would never go for that, she's too much of a good girl. Duhamel, Rogen, Marsden and Butler are lightweight d-bags, nice guys who don't really pull off not being nice, so if you want to bag Heigl, be a nice guy in real life who acts like a jerk in rom coms with Heigl, and it's a done deal.
well bearman33 doesn't that just mean, be any guy who has ever tried to be a "bad boy" on purpose
She is so insufferable!
Sunbury - not exactly. You get Heigl if you're a true life nice guy exhibiting jerky behavior, but you don't get Heigl if you're a true life bad boy who's playing a "bad boy" in a film. Heigl doesn't do real life bad boys. She wasn't raised that way. And yes, Dee, she is insufferable.
Romantic comedies are sooo tired. That said, where's Nora Ephron these days?
What if I don't want Katherine Heigl? She looks like she'd be boring in the sack.
@Demanda--She's starting a divorce channel on HuffPo: http://www.mediabistro.com/webnewser/huffington-post-divorce-section_b7716
Hey now, don't bring Marsden in 27 Dresses into this. There's nothing remotely assholish about that character at all. I feel like that movie toys with playing him as a bad boy for about 10 minutes and then realizes that they've cast the most clean cut man imaginable and drop that crazy idea.
And I assume we're not talking Grey's here, where the instructions would be: Be an asshole, wait three years or Be perfect, and die.
Yeah, you caught me on Marsden, I didn't see that movie so I was just hoping he would fit into my theory. To be honest, I didn't see the movies with Josh Duhamel or Gerard Butler either. I was just kind of guessing from the montage.
You are confusing her characters with her. For her...try singing her a song - worked for Josh Kelley
If Heigl was funny, she could team up with Robert Smigel and be Heigl & Smigel, the best named comedy team ever.
If you find that although there is no real, vulgar jerk bad boy and eventually captured the hearts of Heigl, she would not go, she's a good girl too much. Duhamel, Logan, Marsden, and Butler is a lightweight D - bag, nice guys who really do not pull off is not good, so if you want to package Hagel, in real life is a good man who likes a clean and jerk and behavior in the serial ROM Hagel, and it is a done deal.
If I do not want Katherine Heigl? She looks like she will be bored in the bag.
Meh.
rionwiong -are you saying former Senator Chuck Hagel is into weightlifting and would make a good match for Katerine Heigl? Yeah, I could see that.
she is a babe..
I have dated "Kat", several times and what always works for me is tell her you have some kickass grass, Shes a doper from way back, a few hits of Thai Stick, and she just wont leave you alone @!!@
I enjoy her work and the clear influence of Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel on it. It's rom com meets German idealism.
Whats with Katherine Heigle, so fake. Hate her movies. Why do they publicize her so much, oh I get it her movie is coming out today. Last one bombed the Killers. She looks like a real B***ch.
She is the only surgical resident I would ever have in the operating theater as an assistant! One sexy babe!
Cecil Cooper Credit - I think I understand what you're saying. Mike Greenwell is from Louisville, Kentucky, you probably didn't know that.
i thinnk she is hottie
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Katherine marry recently and adopt a baby? Dream all you want, boys, but that ship has sailed.
she is not, I say is not, the worlds ugliest woman
looks a lot like barbara eden