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Here Are 23 Things That Look Exactly Like Penises

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They look like penises and there are 23 of them.

There's a subreddit called mildlypenis that collects images of everyday items that look like penises. Some of them kinda look like penises. Some of them definitely look like penises. Here are the funniest ones.
 

1. This Tomato

 

2. This Scissors Packaging

 

3. These Peppers that Also Resemble the Snapchat Ghost

 

4. This Dog Stuck in a Couch

 

5. This Very Fuzzy Dog

 

6. These Sponge Mushrooms

 

7. This Pork Shoulder

 

8. This Pork Loin

 

9. The Way This Man Is Balding

 

10. This Aglet

 

11. This Kitten's Face

 

12. This Print on the Wall in the Background of 'White Collar'

 

13. This Tank Silencer

 

14. This Cheeto

 

15. Also This Cheeto

 

16. These Geoduck Clams

 

17. This Owl's Stethoscope

 

18. This Weather Formation over Chardon, Ohio

 

19. This…Sheep? 

 

20. This Potato

21. This Chef 

 

22. This Faucet Next to a Gatorade Bottle of Soap

 

23. This Soap Dispenser

Images via Reddit, except #22 by lexierobinson.